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“Jesus with a better dress sense”
It’s like a jungle on there
He forgot to rest his case
I’m kind of sick of all the Gabe fan fiction
I take the train to work
which is to say, I couldn’t car less
I don’t give a car about this movie!
We need more Wild Hogs!
Hey Gabe, where do you get your idesias?*
*that’s a garden plant
these youtube dubstep mixes are getting boring
“Did you hear about this one? sure! sure! Did you hear about this one?”
Q) What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.
Yeah, sorry, that was me
this is a marriage I can get behind!
I feel bad for/actually like Mel Gibson. I think his anger problems are the result of a rough childhood or something(?) and he’s just no good at handling them, like a lot of people. Plus, he makes some really good songs. No bullshit.
Being white is hard!
Next we should help the Nigerian Prince who emailed me about his money troubles
“I’m sorry, but I’m a little hoarse” – Some pony, somewhere.
It’s not helmet to helmet contact if they’re not wearing helmets!
I’m not russian to join this fight any time soon
There’s also this
How else do you get every last bit of delicious peanut butter?