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 +7Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (100 comments)

Off topic but on topic?: If David Byrne were standing right next to me, I would whimper and try to keep it as inaudible as possible. If he TOUCHED ME? I would DIE. And then I would ask him which laws he considers his favorites, because that’s been bugging me for a while.

 +14Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Happy Birthday, The United States (24 comments)

Except now mine’s mysteriously working, making me look like a hypocrite.

 +10Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Happy Birthday, The United States (24 comments)

No! Don’t go! He’s blocked us all…as punishment…for something.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Ted Danson Was The Original Pick-Up Artist (16 comments)

This piece of gum is heaven.

 +13Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Ricky Gervais Makes Liar Liar But For Comedy Nerds (18 comments)

When I see this, I’m going to shout out all of the tv roles I recognize these people from (“A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot!”) I can’t help it. I have Hey! It’s That Guy Tourettes.

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: First, Let's Address The Thing (61 comments)

GIT ‘ER BLOGGED!

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

Guilty…guilty of living in SF. But my plans fell through and I had to sit this screening out. Hope it was fun.

 +3Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

I’m not good with anything emotional and I use humor to distance myself from emotions (Psych 101) so I was going to make a joke about how you have more time now to scout out Will & Grace locations, but I think variants thereof have probably already been made. So instead I’ll just say thanks for the memories.

 +2Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

I’m going to see The Room this weekend in tribute to Lindsay. Who’s with me?

 +11Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting (37 comments)

Wait, you guys, are we 100% sure this isn’t just more viral marketing for Funny People?

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: The Ultimate Argument Settler: The Top 5 Peanuts Dance Party Mashups (24 comments)

Science be damned, I say that Sly & The Family Stone is the best one because of the way they synched it up. 0:28 is hilarious.

 +1Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? (38 comments)

According to the magazines that I may or may not have read, Kate has been identified (I believe by her sister) as a fame-whore whose ultimate goal was to be the focus of media attention. While Kate’s sister might herself be a fame whore and consequently only have said that to attract media attention to herself, it still doesn’t ring untrue. When it comes to the Duggars (from “18 Kids and Counting”), I wholeheartedly believe that they signed the TLC contract in order to provide for their family. I can’t say the same for Jon & Kate.

 +2Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic (57 comments)

Oh hey, hadn’t seen your girlfriend in a while. How’s she doing?

 +3Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

0:56-1:00 The front guy’s imaginary dick turns into an imaginary elephant’s trunk. Do the Snuffie!

 0Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room (27 comments)

EntireTy. I feel like every post I’ve made this week has some sort of error in it. Blee blah.

 +2Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Piano-Playing Otter Is Just An Otter-Treat Prostitute (12 comments)

Was that lame drum fill really necessary? Really?

 +4Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are (29 comments)

Not mentioned in the interview, but the Pre-Taped Call in Show was always one of my favorites. They really excelled at mise en abyme and meta sketches.

 -1Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There (25 comments)

I’m glad that:
1. I never ride in cars
2. I’m not friends with jackasses.
3. I will never have to endure riding in a car with a jackass who owns this. Syllogism!

 +4Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room (27 comments)

Aww, I think it’s funny. But my love for Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy is ancient. And I haven’t seen The Room in its entirely yet, so we’re still in the awkward getting-to-know-you phase (though I’m hoping this will change when I finally get to a screening on June 27th).

I meh this song, in an ironic way, in an unironic way, in every way possible. I can’t even bring myself to hate it.

Can we get some Afternoon Delight instead?

 -5Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Grunt grunt grunt” – Tim Allen

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Forget Gatorade, Judah Friedlander Drinks Shark Tears (35 comments)

Whaaaaaa? I tried to add some html and it took the word out entirely. It should have read:

I can’t guarantee that he’s NOT retarded.

That’s it–I’m breaking up with html for good this time.

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Forget Gatorade, Judah Friedlander Drinks Shark Tears (35 comments)

I remember that episode. I tell you, after American Splendor, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Zoolander, and this interview, I can’t guarantee that he’s retarded.

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: It's A Bunch Of Cats Tripping Out On Catnip (36 comments)

Where’s Jeff Van Vonderen when you need him?

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Michael Bay (38 comments)

I just moved away from there–last week, in fact. It appears not a moment too soon.