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 +7Posted on Apr 6th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (59 comments)

“For aren’t we all Jews in the dessert in a way?”

Stealth plug for American Reunion?

True story: In 2010 McKay Hatch repeatedly emailed the No Cussing Club mailing list to ask if someone would give a 35-foot Class A motor home to his family for a year so he could go on a cross-country Anti-Bullying/Anti-Cussing Tour, like a bizarro version of Weeds S6.

As a four-year member/adoring fan of the No Cussing Club, I can’t NOT direct everyone to McKay Hatch’s compelling mission statement:

http://youtu.be/HTNv2dOBFJk

Or this:

http://youtu.be/3NfaakFeFA8

I like your idea that if people don’t like what Tracy Morgan is saying, they should just stop paying attention to him. It’s revolutionary! Gabe, you should take this guy’s advice to heart and discontinue the Videogum Tracy Morgan Promise or something.

 +21Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: Pranks Are The Worst But This Is A Good Prank (27 comments)

I don’t get it, is the prank the part where he has Hotmail? If so my dad is a huge prankster.

 +15Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Catching Up With The Verizon "Can You Hear Me Now" Guy (22 comments)

I’m too lazy to read the article, can someone just tell me if he’s having fun yet?

 +6Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Sport: Kronum (77 comments)

If anyone’s still confused, the Wikipedia page for Kronum is super helpful:

“The cross is best described as the area on the field that looks like a cross.”

I get it now!

 +4Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

“Next thing I knew, her head was gone!”

God bless that fictional evil bitch for causing GUARANTEED AMAZING episodes of Bones. Someone send her a fruit basket in hell.

 +4Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: AMANDA BYNES REUNRETIRES FROM TWITTER! (54 comments)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

 +26Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

“That’s not what heaven looks like.” -Colton Burpo, who would know.

 +13Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

At the end they become stepsiblings! ROB THOMAS: Always with the teenage near-incest.

 +46Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

I can’t stop reading that first sentence as “this book was all the rape.”

 +11Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The Robot Uprising Begins At Bar Trivia Night (40 comments)

I tried out for Jeopardy in college and by far the hardest part of the process was filling out the form that asked for five anecdotes. All I could think was “Alex Trebek is going to hate that story.”

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers's "New Dance In School" (31 comments)

No, I take it back, I meant this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnw-C_JMQ08

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers's "New Dance In School" (31 comments)

Can we retroactively declare this the best jam of 2010? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKX_Zr__Ts

 +4Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers's "New Dance In School" (31 comments)

Who’s calling the phone number?

This cannot be repeated enough:

WHAT UP, GAMERS.

 +16Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

Aw, no disrespect intended! I was HUGE into Roswell when I was in middle school and ever since I’ve always been thrilled any time I come across him in something. I stand by my point, though – being an the actor kid of a MEGA FAMOUS actor has to be rough, and on a scale from Chet Hanks to Tom Hanks, Colin would have a pretty sweet spot on the Tom end of the scale.

 +32Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

So the real story is that Colin Hanks created a fake brother to make himself look better by comparison, right?

 +6Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Timmy Sings Ke$ha To Usher In 2011 (29 comments)

I was relieved when his mom’s finger covered part of the screen in the last few seconds – the production values were almost TOO good this time.

 +14Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Sarah Lester (75 comments)

Just so I’m clear:

VAMPIRE ATTRIBUTES
-strength
-speed
-empathic abilities
-hypothetical love of killing
-weird teeth

SARAH LESTER ATTRIBUTES [NON-VAMPIRE]
-mind reading
-visions of the future
-weird thumb

Poor Sarah Lester. Too weird-toothed and homicidal for the schoolyard, too weird-thumbed and telepathic for the graveyard.

[We're so lucky we found each other.]

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: Happy 55th Birthday, Mel Gibson! (25 comments)

Mel Gibson OR Anti-Semites? Do we have to, Bing?

 +11Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: Belly Dancer As Metaphor For Something Or Other (57 comments)

The Dark Knight Repeats.

 +6Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

A year or so ago he used to tweet his location and and give tickets to the first people to find him. Don’t know if he’s done it since he moved here, though.

 +5Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Shaquille O'Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason (47 comments)

Actually, assuming his opponent’s the one coming up with “an” and “to” and Shaq’s the one dropping Qs on double letter scores, he’s kicking ass at Scrabble.

I would like to know more about this “Shaqzilsa,” though.