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 +27Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (268 comments)

I’m so bummed right now. My workday is going to suck so hard now. Scott, please don’t let this site disappear! It’s bloated corpse should be forever splayed across this weird system of tubes we call the world wide web so we can show future generations that the internet was not always a repository for human garbage monsters in digital form. There was a paradise once, where people were not judged by the color of their skin, or the size of their bank accounts, but rather by the content of their comments. We knew it wouldn’t last forever, and we’ll cherish the time we were able to enjoy the internet utopia that is and was Videogum.

Videogum is dead. Long live Videogum.

 +5Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (135 comments)

Thank you for everything, Videogum! Thank you monsters! I will miss you all! In closing, let me echo the words of the immotal Da Cake Eatur, who so famously dared to ask “Is you relly a sqwerl?”

 +2Posted on Feb 6th | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (43 comments)

I still have nightmares about my cake body being cut into by Tom Petty dressed in a Victorian era suit!

 +14Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

This news makes me super-duper sad, you guys. I have been enjoying this community since 2008, and have never seen its equal in all of interweb country. While I don’t comment as often as i once did, I never stopped visiting or appreciating the level of intelligence and comedy produced by the editors and commenters alike.

Videogum is responsible for countless hours of enjoyment for me in what would otherwise be dreary and boring days at my desk. Thank you Scott, thank you Gabe, thank you Lindsay, and thank you Kelly. I really hope this thread is not a eulogy, but more like a Family Ties clip show, like when someone is in the hospital for something and the family is reminiscing in the waiting room. Lets all pray that Jennifer get her appendix out in time, and that Scott can make Videogum 2.0 happen!

 +5Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: Updating The Butterfly Effect For A Modern Audience (21 comments)

I knew it was only a matter of time before my avatar became relevant again!

 +4Posted on Jun 5th, 2013 | re: What If Al Pacino Had All Of The Roles? (12 comments)

“The WHOO-RAH, the WHOO-RAH!” – Al “Col. Kurtz” Pacino

 +3Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

Eye luv u.

 +4Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

That is why they took away my badge and red pen, catweazle. As you can see, I is lost now?

 +6Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

I’m actually on suspension for semi-colon abuse, so I have tread lightly at this time.

 +9Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

Love the idea, Gabe. You definitely flipped your cap around for this one. I just have one problem: you used the phrase “centered around”. Not to be the grammar police, but the center can never be around anything else, that’s why it is the center. I’m sure you meant to use “centered on” or “revolves around” and accidentally smooshed them together. Sorry to bring this up, but it is one of my biggest pet peeves. Thanks for allowing me to be insufferable for a moment. Carry on with the sillies everybody!

 +5Posted on Apr 26th, 2013 | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Is Already Out There Enjoying His Weekend (20 comments)

Is that Ice-T sitting next Leo? Did the “Pussy Posse” (gross) step their game up by adding an actual pimp?

 +8Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: What Is Ian Somerhalder Talking About? (37 comments)

“The internet is a series of toobz” – Ian Somerhalder

That rug looks like it would be a nightmare to clean. I do not envy whoever has that job. I mean really, there is no way that is going to stay as plush and white as it looks. Beautiful rug, but absolutely no practical value there. Seriously, who buys a rug like that? Also pictured: Robert Downey Jr.

 +4Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Daylight Savings Time Movies (69 comments)

Before Night Falls An Hour Later

 +6Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Daylight Savings Time Movies (69 comments)

The Hours

 +20Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Spring Break Movies! (85 comments)

Drincoln

 +29Posted on Feb 11th, 2013 | re: House Of Cards Is So Great And Bloggers Are So Ridiculous (51 comments)

Exactly! It’s what I like to call the “Gabe/Kelly dynamic”.

 +15Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

My day was made by the guy who tweeted “stupid is as stupid does” to Chet Haze. It was maybe the most (and only) appropriate use of that phrase in history.

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2013 | re: And Then The Squirrel Is Like... (12 comments)

Is yuo a skweril?

 +6Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: Could Robert Pattinson Be The Next James Bond?! (38 comments)

Sorry R-Patts, the next Bond is obviously going to be Bondedict Comberbond.

 +4Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: Buy A Che Leno Shirt For The Whole Family (5 comments)

I love the marketing angle of “I made two horrible t-shirts, please buy them or my family will die”. I can’t wait for their Christmas release of “Sheenboard Cat” / “Keyboard Charlie” shirts.

 +10Posted on Nov 20th, 2012 | re: This Picture Of Daniel Craig With Long Hair In The '90s Is Your Problem Now (38 comments)

Stoltz, Eric Stoltz.

 +14Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: Courtney Stodden's 52-Year-Old Husband Defines "Child Molester" (22 comments)

Casual accusations of child molestation directed at people who marry children embiggen even the smallest child molesters.

 +8Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: What Is Your Dream Broadway Musical Adaptation Of A Movie? (52 comments)

Step Up 2 The Stage

 +1Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: Aaron Paul's Yearbook Photo (20 comments)

I think he went to Keith Harring High School…