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 +3Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All Jeopardy! Neil (27 comments)

I think he was going to try to buy a vowel.

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

Also “spurt.”

 +5Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From 90210 (36 comments)

From the comments I surmise this was supposed to be a video link, but all I see is Brenda Walsh giving me a dirty look. Fuck you too Brenda.

 +12Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape (184 comments)

“There are some of us who do not think it is being a Moral Scold to simply suggest that the world could do with a little less sadness/horror/nightmare porno. Things are hard enough out here. They are scary and confusing enough.”

This is the exact reason I’ve refused to listen to or watch the video for “Whip My Hair.”

 +15Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

A couple of times a year Blue Bell puts out a flavor called “Dos Amigos.” It’s 50% Mexican chocolate, 50% Mexican vanilla, 100% DELICIOUS.

 +7Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

On the upside she’ll be an RA at Oral Roberts University so she won’t be bothering thinking people with her rants.

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Ultimate John Cena Fan Video (27 comments)

Am I imagining things or was Bobby Brown one of the backup singers?

This is how I feel about Nicolas Cage. He’s such a buffoon and cranks out terrible movie after terrible movie, but he’s also H.I. McDunnough.

 +1Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: Chris Rock Delivers A Baby And Jon Lovitz Has Psoriasis (21 comments)

Coincidentally, Carrot Top is scheduled to perform my c-section in a couple of weeks, and Robin Williams has impetigo.

 +2Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: Chris Rock Delivers A Baby And Jon Lovitz Has Psoriasis (21 comments)

Judy Tenuta helped me pick out a new sink at Home Depot yesterday.