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 +1Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Oh Hell No, There Are More?!? (44 comments)

The nightmares are in the eyes. They’re the constant in this bad-trip demon experiment.

Oh man, I so win the dirt-digging game with this video of Jerry from accounting. I knew he was hiding something!

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Calls Winning A Nobel Peace Prize An Embarrassment? (94 comments)

I never would have pegged Rush to have a Big Black emblem office chair. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.

 +4Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: California-Style Open Thread (45 comments)

And do we like Trudy better in Mad Men or Community? Just throwing that out there.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: California-Style Open Thread (45 comments)

I saw the Don/Betty portion of this episode as a sort of bizarro subdued continuation of their Revolutionary Rd. counterparts; wherein, she actually has the baby and instead of moving to Paris, they take a brief business trip to Rome where Don amnesia finger bangs her. Betty: If you touch me, I’m going to look wistfully off camera when you leave the room!!!

 +4Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: Is Michael Cera The King Of The Photobomb? (40 comments)

I think he very well may be 12 yrs old in that photo-bomb, which would explain why he’s at what appears to be a Rainforest Cafe, presumably for his middle school buddy’s (the guy w/ ALL the parrots) birthday.

 +27Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

I think there’s a inverse correlation between Pete and Don’s likability. The more of a weasel Pete is, the more debonair Don is. And the more relatable Pete is, the more Don yells. I may have just Good Will Huntinged the show’s formula. Do you like apples?

 +10Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

Clearly Don doesn’t do contracts but you know what else he doesn’t do? He doesn’t stare through a camera obscura at solar eclipses that only come along every nine years. C’mon guys, Chapter 2 of “The Aloof Ad Executive’s Guide to Being Apathetic”.

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: A Round Up Of Reviews Of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (52 comments)

“Cloudy With a Chance of Explosive Diarrhea”

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D'Onofrio Fan Montage (27 comments)

I can’t wait for the L&O:C I and Monk crossover episodes. It’ll be a neurotic battle of wills between Jeff Goldblum and Tony Shalhoub. My money’s on Goldblum every time.