At first I thought Gabe was being an asshole, but wow… she’s fat. And so much make-up. She reminds one of 80s pop transvestite Divine in a certain light. Besides, she built her career on being a bitch to people. If some tenderhearts can’t stand seeing her take a little heat, maybe they should get out of her hideously decorated, green and white kitchen thank you very much Oprah.

But the fat one has a better voice.. Like he’s gargling his own lard.

I know “cactuses” is acceptable in some circles, but not mine.
CACTI, Maynard. Cacti.