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 +15Posted on Feb 10th | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

I like that the guy to Rick’s right looks like he can feel the arrowed man’s stare.

 +7Posted on Feb 10th | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

“If I am elected president, no longer will women defy God’s way by wearing pants.”

 +4Posted on Feb 8th | re: The Rock Will Be President Someday, Says The Rock (45 comments)

Even The “I Can’t Think Of A Pun Right Now” Rock?

 +1Posted on Jan 30th | re: A Brief Note On The Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial (90 comments)

Uh…Matthew “I Killed a Guy With a Car 20-some Years Ago (and Tried to Help the Family With Closure 16 Years After, but Still Killed a Guy and Was Fined Only $175)” Broderick in a car commercial?

I don’t know, you guys.

 0Posted on Jan 30th | re: Mitt Romney Secures Powerful Gene Simmons Endorsement (15 comments)

Gene’s just getting ready to trademark some sort of Mitt Romney/KISS product, that’s all.

 +8Posted on Jan 26th | re: Guitar Player Accidentally Does The Coolest Thing (20 comments)

“If I was on that stage with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of music in that first-class venue and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to place this guitar somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

 +1Posted on Jan 24th | re: Newt Gingrich Scores Powerful Chuck Norris Endorsement (14 comments)

Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even Chuck Norris gets the Chuck Norris when Chuck Norris shows his Chuck Norris.

Mistrial waiting to happen.

I am crossing my fingers and hoping this is just a still of him playing two different characters on the upcoming series of Doctor Who.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th | re: Top Chef S09E10: Charlize Theron (27 comments)

Mr. Chef

 +5Posted on Jan 19th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

So in this Sex and the City prequel, I’m assuming the three will be teens and then Kim Cattrall’s character will be the cool stepmom, right?

SPOILER ALERT: Marshall dies (very, very sad) and then Ted marries WillowLily and raises their kids. The last moment of the series turns the camera from the kids to Bob Saget where he says, “I’m not your father.”

This was supposed to be an image of the title card from Joanie Loves Chachi, but both of the names crossed out and filled with Bella and Edward. Unfortunately, I have failed yet again to post a picture here. Whoops.

Why don’t we have any forks?

 +6Posted on Jan 17th | re: Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video (70 comments)

 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: Let Me Help: Planned Harry Potter DVD And Blu-Ray Shortage (37 comments)

True story: Warner Bros. is also not releasing the newest Harry Potter DVD/Blu-ray to libraries/rental services until a month after the retail release date. Not that it’s that shocking since their goal is to make money, but still a shame.
Oh, and Harry Potter isn’t the only one. I can’t remember the rest of the new releases on the list, but Harry Potter was what the librarians I know were so upset about, what with it being based on a book and all.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: John Kricfalusi Animated The Simpsons Opening Couch Gag! (4 comments)

Interesting. This makes me want to rescind my comment I just posted on that post about the Simpsons being canceled. Instead, I propose a short season that has episodes written and animated by different animators/animation teams of other well-known cartoons.
Oakley and Weinstein should be brought back on at least one episode, and I hope they animate it in the style of Mission Hill.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Let's Name Steve-O's Physical Challenge Karaoke Show (23 comments)

Don’t Forget the Lyrics While I Regurgitate This Goldfish.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons? (24 comments)

Well, were. Hope this happens, only because it needs to.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons? (24 comments)

Simpsons, I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

I am crossing my fingers that this means the next fake Muppets trailer will be parodying Ready to Rumble.

“It’s a g-g-g-g-ghost!”

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T. (67 comments)

I think Lucas is immune to money nowadays. I think the issue with him is that he feels he can recreate things and make them better. So maybe some business person will say, “hey, let’s put this out” either after Lucas’ death or after years of pleading with him and he just mumbles “whatever, dad, go away” or something along those lines.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T. (67 comments)

Well, I would imagine what people want is technological manipulation without the addition of CGI-produced characters or extra dialogue. So if he remastered it, and didn’t throw in large CGI creatures throwing around their riders and Greedo shooting first, then it would be a non-issue. But as (maybe) mentioned elsewhere, Lucas is the kind of guy who tries to forget the past entirely (for example, the Christmas special).
It seems possible to me to clear up the image without animating over puppets, but I’m pretty ignorant when it comes to film making. It has to be possible, right?
But yeah, people putting in the first disc in those sets is a massive bummer. I was tempted to just throw them out, or at least remove it from the case, but that just didn’t seem right.