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 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (76 comments)

“Don’t worry about it” – Tommy Wiseau’s tombstone

 +4Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap (69 comments)

Apologies for dropping the ‘are’ and not getting rid of the “create cool profile comments”.

 +9Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: The Sex And The City 2 Poster Is A Piece Of Crap (69 comments)

1) So excited that Gabe posted something I sent him

2) I think the sunglasses less of a terrible Photoshop job and more of an okay Blingee creation
Even I can do it!
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 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

WHAT? Another Walla Walla Monster? I think I know who this is. Because small towns.

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! (46 comments)

* took me

 +2Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! (46 comments)

OH.MY.GOD. I can’t believe it me this long to realize that I know the guy who agreed to produce Jeff Dunham’s wines. Can I still be friends with him knowing this exists?

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! (53 comments)

I feel like last week you were too harsh on Taylor Swift and this week you’re too forgiving for January Jones’ lazy job.

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: You Win, Lady Gaga (96 comments)

No matter how catchy her songs are, I’ll never be able to get past the fact that she is best friends with Perez Hilton. How has that black hole not sucked her in yet?

Oh sorry honey, I know you like your privacy when your making your little tapes in the basement, but I just had to make you this cup of lemon tea with honey. And here’s a few Ricola. You’re doing so well!

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

I upvoted you just because of your amazing Toby icon.
While on the topic of Degrassi, I would axe Emma Nelson. She would succumb to her anorexia, gonorrhea-by-way-of-blow-job-in-the-ravine, and pot brownies.

 +3Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread! (81 comments)

Louis C.K. has been a great addition to P&R, his scenes with Amy Poehler have been great and I love his overly pragmatic personality. His date with Leslie even allowed for Rashida Jones to have a great scene. Normally I don’t like her, but I Lots of Laffed at their practice date.

 +10Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your "Fucks" Wisely (44 comments)

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: America Needs To Stop With This Carrot Top Bashing (24 comments)

Carrot Top look like an Adonis made of wax whose face got too close to a flame. The melted look, like Fergie!

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome (71 comments)

Oh Kristen Bell, how far you have fallen from your days on Veronica Mars. Couples Retreat, now this?
And oh shit! 3OH!3 (who taught me not to trust a hoe) and Katy Perry are doing a collaboration?
“Hello bullet”
“Hello brain”

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (59 comments)

Check out Junebug for a very un-one-note performance by Amy Adams.

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Julie & Julia Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (59 comments)

Loved Julie & Julie. Lots of Laffs. “Oh, hot, hot, like a stiff cock!” Couldn’t help but laugh.

Did anyone else think Meryl Streep sounded a bit like Mrs. Featherbottom?

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

Also, did anyone else want to shoot themselves in the head during the “Couples Retreat” trailer?

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

I’m not going to be critical because it seems like everyone has covered a lot of ground re: this movie’s strengths and weaknesses.
I give….
Structure and pacing: 5
LAFFS: 8
Narrative: 6
Riskiness: 8

Overall: Apatow gets a 7 from me.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

He’s referencing the joke George makes at his “You’re Not Gonna Die!” party. The joke about Jewish people hating to be in lists.

There should probably be a Gwabe photoshop contest.

 +4Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: Fashion Week Is For Children (37 comments)

WHOA. Doesn’t Taylor go to PUBLIC school? How did SHE get into fashion week?

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: You're Right, This Is My Wedding (69 comments)

This is exactly why I prefer Videogum to The AV Club (completely different sites, but people compare them often, no?)
http://www.avclub.com/videocracy/10946/
Reading AV Club readers’ comments about this video is depressing. Wait, HOW is this video racist?!?!

Thanks, Gabe. But you should have written, “Do not watch high”, that clip scared the shit out of me.

 +1Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Katherine Heigl (42 comments)

I was just about to comment on that. Gwyneth Paltrow is what Katherine Heigl dreams are made of.

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2009 | re: Christian Bale Probably Wishing He'd Saved That Melt Down For Now (38 comments)

BLLAAAHHH, I hate method acting. Method acting is like that weird douche you’re kind-of-but-not-really friends with who mixes up all of the grossest shit in the lunchroom and asks everyone of they want to bet that he can’t drink it all. No one asks you to do it and it’s completely unneccesary and you just look like an idoit doing it.