“Don’t worry about it” – Tommy Wiseau’s tombstone
Apologies for dropping the ‘are’ and not getting rid of the “create cool profile comments”.
1) So excited that Gabe posted something I sent him
2) I think the sunglasses less of a terrible Photoshop job and more of an okay Blingee creation
Even I can do it!
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WHAT? Another Walla Walla Monster? I think I know who this is. Because small towns.
* took me
OH.MY.GOD. I can’t believe it me this long to realize that I know the guy who agreed to produce Jeff Dunham’s wines. Can I still be friends with him knowing this exists?
I feel like last week you were too harsh on Taylor Swift and this week you’re too forgiving for January Jones’ lazy job.
No matter how catchy her songs are, I’ll never be able to get past the fact that she is best friends with Perez Hilton. How has that black hole not sucked her in yet?
Oh sorry honey, I know you like your privacy when your making your little tapes in the basement, but I just had to make you this cup of lemon tea with honey. And here’s a few Ricola. You’re doing so well!
I upvoted you just because of your amazing Toby icon.
While on the topic of Degrassi, I would axe Emma Nelson. She would succumb to her anorexia, gonorrhea-by-way-of-blow-job-in-the-ravine, and pot brownies.
Louis C.K. has been a great addition to P&R, his scenes with Amy Poehler have been great and I love his overly pragmatic personality. His date with Leslie even allowed for Rashida Jones to have a great scene. Normally I don’t like her, but I Lots of Laffed at their practice date.
Carrot Top look like an Adonis made of wax whose face got too close to a flame. The melted look, like Fergie!
Oh Kristen Bell, how far you have fallen from your days on Veronica Mars. Couples Retreat, now this?
And oh shit! 3OH!3 (who taught me not to trust a hoe) and Katy Perry are doing a collaboration?
Check out Junebug for a very un-one-note performance by Amy Adams.
Loved Julie & Julie. Lots of Laffs. “Oh, hot, hot, like a stiff cock!” Couldn’t help but laugh.
Did anyone else think Meryl Streep sounded a bit like Mrs. Featherbottom?
Also, did anyone else want to shoot themselves in the head during the “Couples Retreat” trailer?
I’m not going to be critical because it seems like everyone has covered a lot of ground re: this movie’s strengths and weaknesses.
Structure and pacing: 5
Overall: Apatow gets a 7 from me.
He’s referencing the joke George makes at his “You’re Not Gonna Die!” party. The joke about Jewish people hating to be in lists.
There should probably be a Gwabe photoshop contest.
WHOA. Doesn’t Taylor go to PUBLIC school? How did SHE get into fashion week?
This is exactly why I prefer Videogum to The AV Club (completely different sites, but people compare them often, no?)
Reading AV Club readers’ comments about this video is depressing. Wait, HOW is this video racist?!?!
Thanks, Gabe. But you should have written, “Do not watch high”, that clip scared the shit out of me.
I was just about to comment on that. Gwyneth Paltrow is what Katherine Heigl dreams are made of.
BLLAAAHHH, I hate method acting. Method acting is like that weird douche you’re kind-of-but-not-really friends with who mixes up all of the grossest shit in the lunchroom and asks everyone of they want to bet that he can’t drink it all. No one asks you to do it and it’s completely unneccesary and you just look like an idoit doing it.