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HOORAY INTERNET!!!!!!!!!

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

Ahh! And here I thought my turtle was the only one with depth perception problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Fc-nlLPlY&noredirect=1

 +4Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

The simple fact of the matter is that the bite radius on those legs did not match those woodchucks!

 +1Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: Herman Cain Continues To Kill It In The Campaign Ad Game (30 comments)

Well, I’ll never be able to watch Justified the same way again. :(

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

I know! I half expected them to pull a license plate out of it.

 +4Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (19 comments)

 +2Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

T&EAS,GJ! at least deserves an honorable mention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhOasQq9rmc

 +4Posted on Sep 11th, 2011 | re: Oh No! Regis Philbin Is Leaving Live! On November 18th! (34 comments)

!!!! New York Magazine Agrees !!!!

http://nymag.com/arts/all/approvalmatrix/approval-matrix-2011-9-19/

You’re famous, “a commenter on Videogum!”

 +15Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

“Perhaps if we had a justice system that paid back to criminals what they dished out, our society might not be such a violent place.”

 +17Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

Was the set of this debate designed by Dexter? No wonder the death penalty came up.

freudian slip at 0:12

 +1Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Dog Parkour! DOG PARKOUR! (29 comments)

Doorknobs.

 +31Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

I hold very exclusive parties on the X train. You’ve probably never heard of it.

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

ACK!

 +6Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: What Did Stringer Bell Do Wrong? (56 comments)

I think it was ultimately the titular phone-hacking that did him in.

 +10Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E03: Everyone's In Love Again <3 (52 comments)

I almost don’t want to point out that his character on Malcolm in the Middle was named Hal, but if i don’t point it out my head will explode, so it’s been pointed out now.

 +1Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

marry me and let’s go fishing. i know where to find the sinking lure.

 +9Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Finally, A Sports Thing I Can Understand (26 comments)

Looks like he really…

Bugged out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 +28Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

It’s known in legal circles as a “Daily Double.”

 +40Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

It sounds like he’ll need to see plenty of physical the rapists.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Yeah, wait, it’s a fan-made trailer?

 +7Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Was the big scary climax of the The Thing trailer just a clip from Dead Space? Anybody? Videogames?

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: This Dog Makes All The Correct Noises (16 comments)

JJ Abrams really swung for the fences with Cloverfield 2.

 +17Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Tobey Maguire Is A Poker Genius And Also Getting Sued (18 comments)

I mean, with a poker face like his…

 +1Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Andy Samberg: Chief Shark Officer (18 comments)

THIS. IS. BULLSHIT!