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There was a trailer released this week about NAZIS on the MOON. MOON NAZIS! And we’re talking about some Kiera Knightly horseshit? Why even have this website if we’re not going to talk about Moon Nazis. If only a certain breathtakingly handsome presidential candidate had been talking about building a moon colony (that would undoubtedly help in the fight against the Moon Nazis). If only. Also, I am definitely not Newt Gingrich.
As I’m probably the only other person who reads this site who watches football, I have to ask: aren’t commercials infinitely better than the trio of Joe Buck, Troy Aikman and Ricky Gervais?
She was doing an impression of someone doing a bad impression of Cat Power.
Nothing in the video or on this page made me laugh harder than this. I wish there were Internet tip jars.
I logged into my seldom-used account to give each and every one of you a thumbs up for some great comments. Except for explainer guy tries again and his supporter as I don’t know the reference. Try again and explain yourself, uh, explainer guy tries again. Yeah.
I feel ya, kid. I’m not going to cry about it like a little bitch, but I know where you’re coming from.
27 thumbs up for Ricky Gervais is becoming insufferable? Like my friend said to me the other day when I said the last Wilco album wasn’t that great, I think he’s earned a bit of a pass after giving us so much great material. This podcast of his sounds like the first reason to watch the Golden Globes ever, and we’re complaining? “There’s so many things to complain about!” – white people
That’ll be tough, as I hear Plimpton ain’t easy.
“Kate!” the ghost of Diana screamed, “the calls are coming from inside the hat!” But it was too late.
Agreed. I love that the commenters here can disagree on things but still discuss them like human beings who live in a real world! Very refreshing.
Steve, prepare to have your mind blown with awesomeness in Season 2. As amazing as Season 1 is, 2 gets even crazier. You lucky bastard.
I understand what you’re saying, as I’ve witnessed someone drink milk until they puked right in front of me before. But that guy wasn’t getting paid millions of dollars. That part kinda kills it for me. I think if they’d come about when I was 13 I’d have been all over it, because kids are cruel and stupid, but as an adult I find it very hard to give a shit sitting on my couch that they’re taking a shit on a downhill-moving toilet. Again, it’s one thing if they were crazy teens, but they’re getting paid millions of dollars for these fairly uninteresting stunts. They don’t have any particular talent, they just happen to be the ones getting paid/taking abuse.
I just remembered I did laugh exactly once during the movie though. In the fart helmet or whatever scene, where someone poops and the guy barfs, because it was an actual unexpected moment. Every other scene it’s just waiting for the inevitable crotch/face-punch or something going up someone’s asshole (always with the going up assholes), but that moment couldn’t have been planned and made me laugh heartily as a result.
I agree. Unless you mean me, in which case I’m going to require some elaboration. Gabe constantly says pranks are the worst to the agreement of most of the monster community, and yet the Jackass crew who do nothing but play pranks on each other for millions of dollars, are somehow compelling? I’ve seen one of the movies (I think the second one), but I sat stone-faced through the entire movie. I don’t get what’s funny about it.
9 Thumbs Down? Must be 9 Richard Roepers (Get it? Because Ebert?) Sorry for speaking the truth that their homoerotic shenanigans are not compelling in the slightest.
The Jackass gang is compelling? I suppose it’s mildly interesting in the way that it’s interesting to look at the incredibly obvious but totally denied elements of homosexuality in permanently adolescent males, but compelling is being a bit generous.
Citizen Cunt.
I’m more of a reader than a commenter but the other day my kitten walked on my remote and changed the channel. In the brief seconds between when this happened and when I picked up the remote to change the channel back, I witnessed approximately 4-5 seconds of a movie called “Country Strong” starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Based on what I saw during these seconds, I feel it is critical to nominate “Country Strong” as The Worst Movie Of All Time. Are we allowed to nominate movies before they’re even released? TOO BAD. Anyone who disagrees clearly has not seen any seconds, let alone 4-5 seconds, of the previews for “Country Strong.”
“I smell pee, people.”
“Ding ding! All aboard the Pee Pants Express! Next stop: Mississipee!”
Couldn’t agree more. I don’t watch SNL religiously so this was my first time seeing them but it just seemed tedious from the start without ever going anywhere. That bit was almost as long as all the regular Weekend Update jokes with none of the laughs.
I had the exact same reaction, although I’m even more confused by Gabe’s apparent liking of Molly Shannon’s awful characters. Rehashing unfunny characters from the 90s in 2010 is what’s hot in the streets now?
Fuckin’ sexuality, how does it work?
They actually sort of are a Christian rap group. I used to work with someone with Juggalo friends and she explained that ICP’s whole schtick was a way to bring their fans to God. I am not joking. Check out the lyrics to their song Thy Unveiling:
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?
Truth is we follow GOD!!!!
We’ve always been behind Him!
The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!
May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
He’s out there, He’s Out there!
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don’t care what happens now.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
It’s actually Goatse in Australia, for the same legal reasons why Bush was known as Bushx for a while in Canada in the 90s.