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 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Jay McInerney Does Not Want 16-Year-Old Girls To Hate Him (8 comments)

As a waitress, Norman Mailer would piss me off sitting for hours when his entire tab would equal $4.14. Just saying, after a certain point, you have to rent the table according to what I would make for each table that would sit there. Also, I am a buzzkill and I still watch Gossip Girl, so what do I know?

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case! (93 comments)

I learned that if you are going to make a “goodbye cruel world” video, you should make sure you can open the pill bottle. If you can’t, it is just embarrassing.

 +1Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (82 comments)

To be fair, they have freshly pulled taffy in Savannah. We just have freshly brewed beer in Atlanta.

 +8Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Open Thread, Hosted By Buffy's Coats? (190 comments)

I recently found out both my sister and my roommate did not cry during “The Gift.” I cried pretty much through the whole thing, starting with the “Previously on…”

 +5Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Your Girlfriend Katherine Chloe Cahoon Is Back! (110 comments)

I’m more Daria, tacos, and Boggle…

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

You mean The Arrangement?

 +9Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

I always thought she looked more like Beaker.

 +7Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Movies For Dudes: Jackass 3D (34 comments)

I’ve seen two episodes of Jackass and I feel like I’ve seen this movie.

 0Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E04: For Our Duet We’re Gonna Do It (77 comments)

I’m in. Can we do the whole thing? Because I really want to dress up for “Girl for All Seasons.”

Damn, I already have a nerdy internet boyfriend!

Is that Joey Greco?

He told me I was beautiful and that he would like to take me home.

Me either, but because Google Chrome crashed the second I hit play.

Thanks, Google Chrome!

 +9Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E04: For Our Duet We’re Gonna Do It (77 comments)

Am I the only person who was really wishing Rachel and Finn were actually going to sing a song from Grease 2? Yes?

Oh well, guess I will just put in the DVD and sing “Cool Rider” alone.

 +27Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: Smell Like A Monster Open Thread (73 comments)

I couldn’t watch the whole thing because apparently Grover terrifies my dog. Best guard dog.

 +4Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: The Tempest Trailer, You Guys (63 comments)

I couldn’t make it through the trailer. This coming from a person who is currently watching Cheaters.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars (142 comments)

They are currently filming yet another sequel here in Atlanta. Knowing this gives me the :( s.

 +9Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: The Nightmare (55 comments)

Sad that I recall the episode that actually did feature Jaleel White, right? Stephanie got glasses.

Professional adult over here.

 +10Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: The Nightmare (55 comments)

Ashley Olsen OR Inception

Nailing it every time, bing.

 +6Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Back To School" Comedy Show And Party (63 comments)

Don’t shoot yourself! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?

 +8Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Back To School" Comedy Show And Party (63 comments)

Upvote because that is exactly what I did, if you switch the leftover beers to some girly vodka that someone left in my freezer.

P.S. That show is not very good!

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Country Strong Trailer (44 comments)

It took me watching the video, reading the post, and making it to this comment before I realized it does not, in fact, say Betty White is Hard.

 0Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies! (314 comments)

Heathers (wait….)

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dan Gordon-Levitt (70 comments)

wwwest,
My finger slipped and I downvoted you. Please know that you should be at an even +50.
Thanks,
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