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Ass Gravity’s Rainbow
The perp has a Rappapport sheet a mile long.
Charlie don’t surf! He wins! DUH!
Hey, man, you don’t talk to the Charlie. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll… uh… well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a corner, and he’ll say, “My motto is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently”… I mean I’m… no, I can’t… I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s… he’s a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas…
“Much like my massive collection of expensive cars, the iPad 2 is a item designed solely for conspicuous consumption and display of class status by the nouveau riche!” #marxistleno
RIght, you’d think they would be too busy to sext, what with the rainbow parties and jelly bracelets and all.
It sounds like a sitcom theme song to me.
Just two fellas, lookin’ for love and restoring fire damaged homes at a reasonable price. And their best friend is a talking pie.
Val Kilmer* remains the greatest teen idol:
GOOP Headquarters must be pulling double shifts in order to get some coverage on this.
“Insane new beauty trend? Stop the presses!”
It’s the tragic consequence of ninja, ninja rap(e).
God intended for there to be just Earth, with no moon. But he couldn’t quite get the proportions right, and He was on a tight schedule. And lo, he cried out, “WE’LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!” And that’s how we got the Moon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY
“Apply these leeches until the evil spirits are removed!” -Larry the 16th Century Doctor
Senator Gabe, this man has come all the way from Italy, at his own expense, to help Gwyneth in her hour of need.
The world of Bad Tattoo Getters (that’s a thing, right?) will need to step up their game in this Post-Gucci Mane-Ice Cream Face Tattoo Era.
By “Things” I mean “not any of us,” unfortunately.
Tom Hardy is also starring in this movie, so if you’re a fan of Attractive People Doing Things, this will be right up your alley!
I thought I would play a game and see how much of this video clip I could actually stand to watch. Answer: 10 seconds! Which places it below most keyboard cat videos but above every other clip of Sarah Palin doing stuff.