I read “(sic)” as “SICK!” and that sentence was perfect.

Dude really rolls hard in his aeropostale hoodie. Jug lyfe! (Is that a thing they say? I feel like that’s a thing they say.)

Those expressions! Those cans! Dan + Serena = 4ever

Although I’m not going to say it’s this year’s Dark Knight, it had the same effect – it took characters we’re all slightly familiar with and made it totally acceptable for normal people to geek out about them. Which is exactly what I’ve been doing all morning around the watercooler.

There is more than one kind of J.J. Abrams time travel. Because Felicity had to go visit that weirdo with all the witchcraft books so she could go to Stanford for the summer and be near Ben. Duh.

“Cater waiter at a seder” is probably the most pleasant thing to ever come out of Dan Humphrey’s mouth. He probably came up with that all on his own, because of how he’s such a great writer.

Yeah, I know. I always get terrible service at Taco Bell. Wouldn’t want those kids to get the wrong idea about fast food.