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 0Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

Hartford, you took the baby words out of my baby mouth. Agree wholeheartedly. Boondocks was fun, and I’m a gun enthusiast who Open Carries and it was great to see Beretta’s and Magnum Researches and Walthers, etc. in a great and exciting way.

 +10Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Gone Baby Gone 2: The Town (53 comments)

I wonder if the movie couldn’t benefit a bit from not revealing that in the trailer. “It’s a mystery! Full of suspense! Buckle yourselves in, baby boys and girls! Aaaaaand Affleck is the robber from the first part of the movie.”

 +14Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Go Hard Remix Son (80 comments)

I remember when I was young, white and in the suburbs. I just idolized rappers soooo much. I mean, shooting people in the head while getting your dick sucked while snorting a line while flipping off a police officer while laying down a hit vocal track in the studio. I mean, what else should I have idolized? All that stuff is so great. And turns out, I did become a rapper when I grew up, so follow your dreams, kids!

 +1Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Paranormal Activity 2: Paranormaler Activityer (51 comments)

PA made me finally order a tactical light for my sidearm. *shudders*

 +8Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Paranormal Activity 2: Paranormaler Activityer (51 comments)

People hate on PA, but it’s such a successful film (monetarily and psychologically) because it could happen to any of us, or that, we indulge the thought for a bit. I couldn’t sleep at all the night I watched PA. The refrigerator clicks on and I’m thinking about demons here to mess my face up. And if that’s true, my loaded .45 1911 next to my bed won’t do shit. That’s scary. Movies with characters that terrorize other characters that can be shot and end the movie 10 minutes in? That shit’s not scary. (Signs, The Strangers, etc.) All those “scary” films are one bullet away from being a hilarious webisode. I give PA credit for doing something different.

 +9Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Paranormal Activity 2: Paranormaler Activityer (51 comments)

Say what you will, but Paranormal Activity in theater with 3 of my guy friends was the maybe the first and last time I’ve legitimately had fun and been scared/excited to be at a movie. Also maybe the only time it was worth the ticket price I took out a loan for. Got a good interest rate though.

 -3Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

This statement from Don Thompson hardly warrants a “Fuck you.” There’s also nothing confusing about what he’s saying. It’s common knowledge that European culture/any other part of the world culture is different than American culture, and he’s making a choice that he doesn’t want to run the ad here. I’m completely sure there’s been scads of market research and it didn’t test well here — and if that’s the case, he’d be a horrible Operation Chief to let it run in an area he had control over. He comes right out and says that he doesn’t impose his beliefs on others, but he doesn’t want to run the ad. Saying “fuck you” to him is like a hippie saying “fuck you” to someone who got a job. Come on, man. When we’re making fun of obviously crazy people/things (ALVIN GREENE) then it’s funny, but this guy was just making what he thought was a smart business decision. To sum up? You mad.

 +2Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

Same. This site is eerily starting to remind me of the 3rd grade lunchroom. Oh, are you going to sit over there? Well I thought I’d sit here…

let’s battle for the remainder of state-mandated schooling.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Congrats, Racist! (69 comments)

I’m so glad another student of words enjoys this hidden piece of vernacular.

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

totally right. what a 6-year cock tease.

 +8Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Fixing The Eat, Pray, Love Poster (98 comments)

Well it can’t be all that ba–

wow. kill me.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

Steve’s still right. Dedicated fans were still cheated out of a thoroughly thought out plotline. It became stabs in the dark to please demographics. Hey, that’s life, but some of us have higher standards for entertainment. You could say Transformers 2 is a blast because it’s high budget, has beautiful people and there’s never a lack of explosions. And if you want to leave it at that, fine. Doesn’t mean it was good. Same applies to LOST.

Dedicated fan of the show/Laughed a lot at the end there (at them, not with them)/Lost interest. Sigh. Headed back to The Wire, Weeds, etc. Over and out.

 +1Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (144 comments)

I think I’m gonna buy a bunch of shit from these guys.

fuck that guy. Norma Jean is great.

That’s all.

 +4Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (246 comments)

You LOVE those IP address checks. Marry me!

 -4Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Richard Heene Is Tearing Us Apart (78 comments)

Really? I love this site and all. But you crazy.

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently (50 comments)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?!?!?!?

GABE’S COMPLAINING AGAIN!!!!!!

(This movie was great. Judging it by the trailer sounds like something little bitches do. Open me a can of baby tears, Gabe.)

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: We Get It, John Mayer, You're Rich And Bored (43 comments)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?!?!?!?

GABE’S COMPLAINING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

 -14Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: The Simpsons Has Stripped The Shark (43 comments)

UH-OHHHHHHHHH.

GABE IS COMPLAINING AGAIN!!!!1!!

WHO KNEW?!?!?!?