Find Me On:
I only want to be loved!
OK, I get it, you all hate me. I may be gone some time…ooh, a trail of sweeties…get lost, ET, these are mine.
Tetris style Two and a Half Men
“Coffee enema next, please, mommy”
Do you see, Ray? Do you see what happens when you fuck Demi Moore up the ass?
I recognise that first quote…was it in DR and Quinch?
OK, so there I was, wanking at my reflection, then guess what? Ashton Kutcher appeared! Jizz apocalypse, natch.