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 +6Posted on May 25th | re: Late Night's "Downton Sixbey," Episode 2 (7 comments)

I hope they continue this trend of ending each episode with “The Fuck is this?!” and also, I’m adopting it as my new catchphrase, to be used anytime someone hands me something. Anything. Brithday Gifts…Cutlery…my order of Nachos Supreme…my hotel bill…a wedding ring…”The Fuck is This?”

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

Yeah, Ryan Gosling also tried out. They found a part for him as the villain, but in the end they found it looked too much like the body double chopping his own head off in the mirror.

 0Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

I do actually want to hear this so so badly. How to make happen?

 +5Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

BUT I DID! I was going to look it up anyway tho :(

 +7Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

So always be checking it out Patrick? Gotcha.

Always genital oclock.

 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Zach Galifianakis IS Ignatius J. Reilly (31 comments)

Not on Jewish holidays! Oy, ye Vapid Shmucks!

 +19Posted on May 22nd | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

More like Roarbert Meowney Jr.

 +1Posted on May 22nd | re: AMC Announces Breaking Bad Season 5 Premiere Date (14 comments)

…Bitch

 +7Posted on May 18th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

I miss my old glasses

 +5Posted on May 18th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

I miss the old avatar.

 0Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

FT you may never read this but:

1) Hilariously I noted this today to my companion for the day walking by the GUINESS irish pub
2) No train only bike
3) Staying in an apartment and it is nearly cheaper than my rent in Toronto
4) So far, only 3 days in, and Paris has whooped Rome by a country mile. But it’s not fair because I hate Italy and everyone in it.

 0Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Tomorrow morning!

 +4Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

But yes, clearly I should stop using the phrase “Made my week” when I mean “Made me laugh”

 +12Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

THE SOUP WAS A HUGE PIC ME UP :)

 +5Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

The Louvre was a huge downer this morning. :(

 +10Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Guys, I’m on vacation right now and I just don’t have a lot of gumtime, but I just wanted to check in and say that this picture of What’s Eating Gilbert’s Soup and Magic Yand and it’s entire comment thread absolutely have made my week. The winner of this week’s award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence is everyone.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: An Old Man Shows You How To Do Something (20 comments)

YouTuborg

 +7Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

VIDEOSULFPOTATO?

 +1Posted on May 15th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

It is so reasonable I’ll second that.

 +4Posted on May 15th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

it gets longer:

Double shot of any decent scotch
ANY CHEESE
Warm Crustly Doughy Bread fresh out of oven, buttered copiously

I know this list could go on forever, probably, because chacun à son goût, but I just felt like pointing out that no matter how thin and good feeling I get, there is not a snowball’s chance in hell I am going to give up those three things.

 +12Posted on May 14th | re: Listen To Your Friends (21 comments)

Pobody’s Nerfect

 +22Posted on May 14th | re: Listen To Your Friends (21 comments)

Two ex-Mensan posts in one day???

 +6Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

“P-p-p-p-p-p-p-lus” – Stutterin’ Spike Jonze

 +6Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

“I am 110% positive that if I met Johhny Depp, he would fall madly in love with me, and I would probably realize that he is even more amazing than I would have ever imagined. Then, I would divorce Michael Keaton and run off with Depp. Pplus everyone’s wearing black clothing and lots of eye makeup” – Tim Burton

 +3Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

Jews for kicks let’s find out who’s semetic. Is he or isn’t hebe?