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“We can condemn people to death and be put into rose gardens, right?”

“She jaywalked, Mel. Goddammit…”

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

*lets

 +2Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

I thought Shane was supposed to be a world-class gun trainer and he let’s the kid hold a gun sideways?! I guess we’re supposed to believe he didn’t notice cuz he was training Andrea so hard? I guess we should be thankful T-Dawg was there to correct his form! Ugh. This show…

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

Who let Glen Mazzara post on the Comments section?!

 +13Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

The whole “zombie down a well” scene bothered me so much, and here’s why:
a.) How is “We need live bait” a logical answer to the situation. Maybe you should take more than 2 minutes with the original plan before abandoning it!
b.) In a world where human life is so precious, why risk a fellow friend to lasso a zombie down a well?
c.) Why is it that every time someone develops a shitty plan, Glen is the guy fingered to carry it out? And why doesn’t he stand up for himself for once? Like, “Fuck you, it’s your turn to undertake this poorly planned and insanely dangerous mission for once!”
d.) At what point did Glen find the time/clarity of mind/courage to lasso the zombie. I would have just kicked and screamed like a girl ’til they yanked me back up. A little too convenient. Ugh.

I stopped caring about the episode shortly after this scene (during the 10 minutes of following commercials.).

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E01: Everything's Boringer In Texas (25 comments)

I missed the premiere last night, but now all of a sudden, I’m not so sure I want to catch up…(after only episode one?!)

 +21Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

TRUTH! Was I the only one hoping they would find pieces of Sophia in the walker’s stomach so we could GET ON WITH IT?!

 +9Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind (84 comments)

I’d like to point out that Sophia wasn’t really “chased into” the woods, as much as she “ran into” the woods. If I was getting pursued by flesh-eating zombies, I’d sure as hell run TOWARDS my friends with the machetes and guns, not AWAY from them into the deep, dark woods. Whatever suspension of disbelief was still existing in my mind up to that point got flushed down the cramped RV toilet…

 +5Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger (65 comments)

Was anyone else SERIOUSLY disturbed by the poor quality of German accents in this movie?They should have put Stanley Tucci in lederhosen and made Hugo Weaving wear a monocle and pickelhaube, for Christ’s sake! Who was their dialect coach? Sgt. Schultz?!

P.S. Needed more Hugo Weaving!

Wanna guess what happens at 10:00:01?

 +3Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: This Is Nice: Pogo Disney Remix, "Bloom" (21 comments)

1:59. Grumpy pops in with “dig dig dig”. Made the wholeeeee thing!

Ohhhhh! Horse-BIC! I thought they said…nevermind.

OOOHHHH! HorseBIC! Right…

 +8Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: More Twitter News: Roger Ebert Hurt Bam Margera's Feelings! (131 comments)

I agree, explainer. As a Philadelphia local, I found it a little tasteless that Bam’s mother called into the Preston & Steve show (a local radio personality) to break the news that Ryan had died. For all of that mourny-weepy-leave us alone BS Bam is shoveling, they certainly found plenty of time to insert themselves into the media as figureheads of sorrow. What about Ryan’s parents? The family of the “unnamed passenger”? Nope. We’re famous. We grieve harder and are therefore more important. Classless move, Margera clan.

 +10Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Season One Finale (94 comments)

Bringing him back as Stannis would be futile. Sean Bean has to be killed in anything he stars in. Partridge in Equilibrium, Alec Trevelyn in Goldeneye, Boromir in LOTR, The Hitcher in The Hitcher, and now Ned Stark. Pretty much if Sean Bean is in a film, he’s got a better than 50-50 chance of dying. I think it’s in his contract somewhere…

 +6Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

“Ish dish big enuff..?”

 +21Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Give Us A Smile C'Moonnnnn (51 comments)

 +3Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

Oh come on! A space-time cork was so worth all of the buildup!

Actually, no, it wasn’t. I still punch myself in the dick every morning nearly a year later for having watched. No amount of mute-Kate can wash that taste out of my mouth!

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Okay, Sure. Hall And Oates And Cats. (26 comments)

Never trust a man who does not have prescription lenses in his glasses. That’s what my mom told me when I left for college. She’s a drunk, but a damn wise drunk at that!

 0Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous! (59 comments)

*watched. I really need to start proofing. I was too busy trying to think of scenes in which Natalie Portman was the least bit sexy in “Thor”. Nope. None.

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous! (59 comments)

I won’t lie: I watch the whole movie just to see Thor smash a coffee cup on the floor and shout “ANOTHER!”…after that I checked out.

 +6Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Greatest Movie Sandwiches Is BEGGING For A BNPG (131 comments)

Garden Burger State

 0Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Meet Today‚Äôs Guest Blogger: Godsauce (42 comments)

The Garden Burger State.

It’s the only way Martin Short could best describe what it’s like to choke on a Hollywood career!