black president?! no way

so apparently farting on salami is a crime. the more you know! http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stories/wcnc-041409-mw-dominos.d6131911.html

then again, i shouldn’t be surprised by the douchery of someone who uses twitter

thanks for the unnecessary rudeness, friend!

was that a fully clothed bratz sex scene?

when i smoked salvia i couldn’t stop laughing and was transported to mario world

this depiction is so FALSE

i went to usc and true, the song makes me nauseated. but still, hate the player not the game

so much fake glass shattering!

is that really supposed to be porn? because it did the opposite of turning me on