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 +4Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Good Movie Trailer (11 comments)

Sensei is a Japanese word, Tae Kwon Do is a Korean martial art form, and Gabe is a terrible insensitive racist who should apologize right now.

 +25Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: NOPE! (26 comments)

Oh, not this stupid game! It was the only thing keeping me from 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption

 +6Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.) (27 comments)

The Big Bang Theory-types just aren’t quite what you expected when you meet them in real life

Forget it, Gabe, its Hollertown

 0Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Looper (48 comments)



 +4Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: What Should Name His Technology-Themed Talent Show? (31 comments)

Hologram M.D.

 +12Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: Lost Themed Nursery (55 comments)

“Our baby was 7 years overdue”

 +34Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Vote For Rape Apologist Apologist Todd Akin! (101 comments)

I only accept legitimate apologies.

 +3Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus? (28 comments)

“Please run around acting batshit. Create several more plotholes if the spirit strikes you.”

 +2Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Ihor Stetkewycz (24 comments)

You better go bail your boyfriend out already!

 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)


I’m pretty certain this was the shittiest group of scientists. So, they find a decapitated alien head and take it back aboard their ship for analysis. It turns out it is a head inside a helmet and they then take the helmet off–OK pump the brakes there a second. If we find a mummy’s sarcophagus here on on Earth, we take a bit of extra time before cracking it open. Still, I’ll suspend my disbelief, maybe they have advanced procedures that have trimmed out the steps in between finding an artifact and busting it open to take a look.

BUT THEN they decide hey, you know what? We can stick an electrode stick into the damn brain stem. Hmmm. Nope, nothing yet, keep cranking it up. Oops, hey its gonna explode. Do you know why it exploded? What were these aliens doing here? I dunno! I’m just not a good scientist at all!

 +4Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

That’s not wind, it’s an ovary-depleting Tobey Maguire pheromone blast.

 +7Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

Uhhh, where’s Gatsby?

 +29Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

 +6Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

The parties were bigger, the morals were looser, the hair was more emo-er.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: Joe The Plumber Is Running For Congress, A Sketch Comedian (38 comments)

“Taxes that pay for the street, the police… so you can have your protest.”

 +5Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

I’m glad to see our old buddy found some work after Lost

 +4Posted on Mar 12th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS! (120 comments)

Next time how do you guys think I should use my power to predict the future?

 +29Posted on Mar 12th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS! (120 comments)

You know, I can’t even remember what life was like before this show. What’s important is that we don’t lose our humanity. Though I would do whatever it takes for my wife and my boy. What we have to do now is survive. If that’s what it takes for me to survive another night of talking about talking, then talking about where to talk next, then I’m going to do whatever it takes to talk.

 +18Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (85 comments)

In the comic, Dale ended up hooking up with Andrea. Later on, Dale gets bit and infected but before he can turn he gets abducted by a small group of cannibals. He has the last laugh, revealing that as they were eating him piece-by-piece they were also now infected.

In the tv show, he’s walking around late at night alone and a zombie gets the drop on him. Cool show, cool stories!

 +6Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh No! A Walking Dead Spoiler! (25 comments)

Additional Spoiler: They spend 40 minutes about talking about killing Shane, then he dies in the last minute. Tune in next week!

“If I was on that Oscars ceremonywith my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that theater and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry,’”

 +7Posted on Feb 28th, 2012 | re: Robert California Is Leaving The Office Next Season (19 comments)

When is the documentary film crew going to leave The Office?

 +24Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E10: Two Tickets To The Knife Show (65 comments)

We need to do whatever we need to do to survive, so that we can stand around and argue about our feelings for another day.

Can you get toxoplasmosis from a furry? I’m about to find out!