Man, Tom Daley really let himself go.
I hate being appart of this “millennial” kind of generation, when I’m keen to attach myself to brands rather than ideals. Growing up, Hot Topic was it. That was the brand that I felt I most identified with, and it only took until I was older to realize how TERRIFYING that is. Fealty to a retailer, let alone one that doesn’t even make its own clothes, is ridiculous. Selling nostalgia stunts the growth of ideals.
I’m nearly positive Dan Aykroyd would not have agreed to be there if he wasn’t allowed to put his Crystal Skull vodka behind him on the bar.
MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN! ITS ALL CLICKS AND BEEPS WHEN I PLAY THE VIDEO.
I really enjoyed the radio station sketch. It was dumb funny, but I was tired and it hit just the right notes to have me really laughing.
“No, bro. Dude, I’m not falling asleep. I’m just… bro. Can you make sure my shoes are off bro?”
I’m sorry (not sorry), but as cute as babies are, dogs eating lemons is so much better. Because while babies’ reactions are cute, scrunched-up “ugh” faces, dogs’ reactions are “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN MY MOUTH BARK BARK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.” Which is the appropriate response.
Wait, I thought UPN went out of business?
I know, right?! It’s like he heard one of their b-sides first and insisted that was their best song and keeps trying to defend it by bringing up that one line that’s kind of cool.
I do believe Abe FROMAN is the Sausage King of Chicago. Abe Forman sounds like a distant relative of Eric Forman. Speaking of, what’s up with Topher Grace?
“Sorry for Daredevil, too. Will cover everything. – Ben”
Beat poet stereotypes.
Based on the amount of time I spent in Manchester (a week), this is pretty indicative of most men there. But, I cannot fault her. He is European. Ish.
There’s no way any of us could see this coming. I mean, marching band members liking nerd culture? Who would have thought?!
And finally, you know you’ve just validated Steve Winwood’s existence by acknowledging that Gummo exists and is a movie, right?
Post copy, I mean. I’m just going to keep digging this hole if that’s okay with you guys.
Bah. Scroll down, you bastard! Sorry for the pay copy, ashleigh. :-/
Or that episode of Futurama. Beware the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
I love Tim Thomas, and I am all for people expressing their opinions in manners they see fit, but the degree to which he voices those opinions is egregiously disproportionate to how much of a shit I give about what he’s saying. Got eat some Chik-fil-A, Tim Thomas, and be a good goalie.
My mother most assuredly would not like Daniel Tosh. “Why does he show such terrible videos?! *gasp* That’s terrible!” she would say.
Four out of five dentists can’t sit through this video without screaming in abject terror.
Appropriate, Kelly. Your description of the Wooden Spoons sketch as “perfect” is spot on.
On tape, from my laptop in my bed, it’s Sunday Afternoon!
Hey, Anne Heche was pretty good in “John Q.”… Where’s her hip hop ode?