I’m going to start using “Successful” as a response for anyones answers:

“DSN, did you get that email I sent?”
“Successful.”

“DSN, to you take Jason to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“Successful.”

“DSN, how is your night out drinking with your friends?”
“Uhhhhh, eh – unsuccesff–” *vomit*

“IT’S NOT A TUMOR.”

More often than not, the question was “Where is my secret shame?” *defeated sigh*

“Number five!” “A BOURBON, NEAT WITH A TWIST!”

I can’t tell you how many times “his schlong” has been the right answer for me…

This. A thousand times this.