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 0Posted on Jun 10th | re: Best New Party Game: Father's Day Movies (44 comments)

Superdad………The Lawnmoaner Man….The Good, The Dad and the Ugly….Jurrasic Badly Parked….The Forty Year Old Virgin Bottle of Single Malt Scotch….Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

 0Posted on Jun 4th | re: How To Meet Women In The Grocery Store (49 comments)

If she’s using a shopping cart/trolley, grip the front, blocking her exit. “Haha. my knuckes are turning as white as ice cream! Hahaha. What do YOU think is fun? “

One does not simply walk into Stone Henge….No really. You’re hardly allowed within a fucking mile.

 0Posted on May 29th | re: Prancercise: A Fitness Workout (18 comments)

Am I the only one who’s gonna say it? Okay, I’m gonna say it.
Prancercise: Heel toe heel toe heel Camel toe camel toe camel toe.

Is this the first ever Spambot to actually ALMOST be relevant to a post…It ALMOST works as a caption. Particularly “Hope you can find your perfect math.”

 0Posted on May 7th | re: Best New Party Game: Mother's Day Movies (65 comments)

Stop or my Mom Will Shoot Pictures of Your Too Precious For Words Baby And Instagram Them!

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Getting Used To My Husband's Bat Cave (30 comments)

The older kid does NOT seem as into it as everybody else. A supervillain is being formed before our eyes….Also, “My wife said I can do whatever I like long as I pay the mortgage.” I do not think there’s any Catwoman hi-jinks down in that cave. Ever.

 0Posted on Apr 18th | re: That's Your Intercollegiate Sport: Quidditch (28 comments)

A lot of sports get respect / taken seriously proportionally to the physical risks involved. This must be the number one nutsack endangering activity on earth…And hugging after a score? You’ll have some fucker’s eye out.

It’s refreshing to hear a frank young voice shouting proud about the joys of masturbation. That’s what ‘Going Solo’ is all about, right?…He certainly appears to be stroking one out for most of the video.

 0Posted on Apr 1st | re: Other Possibilities For AMC's New Tagline (33 comments)

AMC: Something something something more

 0Posted on Apr 1st | re: Other Possibilities For AMC's New Tagline (33 comments)

AMC: Insert Text Here

“I downvoted you.”
“That’s funny. I don’t think of you at all.”

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: Jared Leto's Cool Fan Mail Story (22 comments)

I think we both need to stress that we have no further information relating to this case.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: Jared Leto's Cool Fan Mail Story (22 comments)

Why have they assumed it was someone sending their own ear? Sorry. Super creepy.

 +3Posted on Mar 14th | re: New Pope Open Thread (76 comments)

“A fucking prancing gremlin”. Thank you, chriskc80. Thank you!

 +6Posted on Mar 7th | re: BREAKING: Russell Crowe Proves Existence Of UFO's Via Twitter (17 comments)

 +4Posted on Mar 4th | re: Are You The East Yorkshire Batman? (36 comments)

Christian Bale just got impatient for the Justice League Movie / Batman re-boot. FUCK THIS! I’LL DO IT MYSELF! WHO’S SHOOTING IT!? THAT CCTV!? FINE! GET ME ANOTHER PIE! CHRIST!

“It’s almost like I’m going a little bit crazy.” is the understatement of the year.

 +10Posted on Feb 26th | re: Why Mark Wahlberg Wasn't In Star Trek (Caution: ADORABLE) (18 comments)

You have to see his performance on The Graham Norton Show. Obnoxious to Sarah Silverman during her bedwetting story, interrupting Michael Fassbender….It was like he was doing a fratboy Joaquin meltdown.

 +4Posted on Feb 21st | re: Awww, Mike Stefanik! You Poor Baby! (9 comments)

Hey Mister ‘Apologising For Mike Stefanik’s Language’….Never be apologising for Mike Stefanik’s language. Mike Stefanik’s language has just made you a Star.

 +8Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: Might Winona Ryder Not Reprise Her Role In Beetlejuice 2?! (14 comments)

Not to go all fanboy, but a prequel would be better. There are some fun hints about Beetlejuice’s origin given by the woman with smoke coming out of her cut throat.

 -1Posted on Aug 29th, 2012 | re: Shia LaBeouf Is Very Dedicated (33 comments)

When Sean Penn strapped himself into that electric chair on the seat of DEAD MAN WALKING, it must have pissed Tim Robbins right off. Penn’s character is supposed to die by lethal injection.

They also left out Eric Idle’s age. An innuendo friendly 69!