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 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2013 | re: AFTERNOON (DOG) DANCE BREAK (BARK)! (7 comments)

This looks like the obsessive behaviour of an abused/depressed animal. I’m not an expert. But that’s the only place I’ve seen this sort of thing before. Sorry to be a downer.

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (14 comments)

The Avatarland model looks good but that 600 ft super realistic James Cameron is going to terrify the kids.

 +2Posted on Sep 5th, 2013 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Are Making Groaning Noises In The Sky! (25 comments)

“So the seven angels who had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.” Revelations 8:6
Or
Someone re-arranging furniture on a long sumberged UFO and being a real dick about it.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (63 comments)

Just when Paula Deen’s money gets otherwise tied up…

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2013 | re: First Image Of Robert Pattinson For Dior Homme! (24 comments)

Didn’t recognise him right away in the thumbnail. And seriously, that photo could be about Male Cancer Awareness, Coping with Depression or Alcoholism….Without being mean, he’s no Clooney.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2013 | re: Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General (113 comments)

Oliver Cromwell. Lord Protector of England (1599-1658)…But you will not make many friends in Ireland.

 +4Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Father's Day Movies (44 comments)

Superdad………The Lawnmoaner Man….The Good, The Dad and the Ugly….Jurrasic Badly Parked….The Forty Year Old Virgin Bottle of Single Malt Scotch….Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

 +10Posted on Jun 4th, 2013 | re: How To Meet Women In The Grocery Store (49 comments)

If she’s using a shopping cart/trolley, grip the front, blocking her exit. “Haha. my knuckes are turning as white as ice cream! Hahaha. What do YOU think is fun? “

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2013 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The TMZ Tour Comes To New York (20 comments)

One does not simply walk into Stone Henge….No really. You’re hardly allowed within a fucking mile.

 0Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: Prancercise: A Fitness Workout (18 comments)

Am I the only one who’s gonna say it? Okay, I’m gonna say it.
Prancercise: Heel toe heel toe heel Camel toe camel toe camel toe.

Is this the first ever Spambot to actually ALMOST be relevant to a post…It ALMOST works as a caption. Particularly “Hope you can find your perfect math.”

 +3Posted on May 7th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Mother's Day Movies (65 comments)

Stop or my Mom Will Shoot Pictures of Your Too Precious For Words Baby And Instagram Them!

 +1Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: Getting Used To My Husband's Bat Cave (30 comments)

The older kid does NOT seem as into it as everybody else. A supervillain is being formed before our eyes….Also, “My wife said I can do whatever I like long as I pay the mortgage.” I do not think there’s any Catwoman hi-jinks down in that cave. Ever.

 +5Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: That's Your Intercollegiate Sport: Quidditch (28 comments)

A lot of sports get respect / taken seriously proportionally to the physical risks involved. This must be the number one nutsack endangering activity on earth…And hugging after a score? You’ll have some fucker’s eye out.

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2013 | re: Izak Hannard "Going Solo" [Official Music Video] Bait And Switch (17 comments)

It’s refreshing to hear a frank young voice shouting proud about the joys of masturbation. That’s what ‘Going Solo’ is all about, right?…He certainly appears to be stroking one out for most of the video.

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Other Possibilities For AMC's New Tagline (33 comments)

AMC: Something something something more

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Other Possibilities For AMC's New Tagline (33 comments)

AMC: Insert Text Here

“I downvoted you.”
“That’s funny. I don’t think of you at all.”

 0Posted on Mar 25th, 2013 | re: Jared Leto's Cool Fan Mail Story (22 comments)

I think we both need to stress that we have no further information relating to this case.

 0Posted on Mar 25th, 2013 | re: Jared Leto's Cool Fan Mail Story (22 comments)

Why have they assumed it was someone sending their own ear? Sorry. Super creepy.

 +3Posted on Mar 14th, 2013 | re: New Pope Open Thread (76 comments)

“A fucking prancing gremlin”. Thank you, chriskc80. Thank you!

 +1Posted on Mar 13th, 2013 | re: Who Should Play The Beast In Disney's Live-Action Beauty And The Beast? (36 comments)

 +6Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: BREAKING: Russell Crowe Proves Existence Of UFO's Via Twitter (17 comments)

 +4Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: Are You The East Yorkshire Batman? (36 comments)

Christian Bale just got impatient for the Justice League Movie / Batman re-boot. FUCK THIS! I’LL DO IT MYSELF! WHO’S SHOOTING IT!? THAT CCTV!? FINE! GET ME ANOTHER PIE! CHRIST!