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Superdad………The Lawnmoaner Man….The Good, The Dad and the Ugly….Jurrasic Badly Parked….The Forty Year Old Virgin Bottle of Single Malt Scotch….Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
If she’s using a shopping cart/trolley, grip the front, blocking her exit. “Haha. my knuckes are turning as white as ice cream! Hahaha. What do YOU think is fun? “
One does not simply walk into Stone Henge….No really. You’re hardly allowed within a fucking mile.
Am I the only one who’s gonna say it? Okay, I’m gonna say it.
Prancercise: Heel toe heel toe heel Camel toe camel toe camel toe.
Is this the first ever Spambot to actually ALMOST be relevant to a post…It ALMOST works as a caption. Particularly “Hope you can find your perfect math.”
Stop or my Mom Will Shoot Pictures of Your Too Precious For Words Baby And Instagram Them!
The older kid does NOT seem as into it as everybody else. A supervillain is being formed before our eyes….Also, “My wife said I can do whatever I like long as I pay the mortgage.” I do not think there’s any Catwoman hi-jinks down in that cave. Ever.
A lot of sports get respect / taken seriously proportionally to the physical risks involved. This must be the number one nutsack endangering activity on earth…And hugging after a score? You’ll have some fucker’s eye out.
It’s refreshing to hear a frank young voice shouting proud about the joys of masturbation. That’s what ‘Going Solo’ is all about, right?…He certainly appears to be stroking one out for most of the video.
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“I downvoted you.”
“That’s funny. I don’t think of you at all.”
I think we both need to stress that we have no further information relating to this case.
Why have they assumed it was someone sending their own ear? Sorry. Super creepy.
“A fucking prancing gremlin”. Thank you, chriskc80. Thank you!
Christian Bale just got impatient for the Justice League Movie / Batman re-boot. FUCK THIS! I’LL DO IT MYSELF! WHO’S SHOOTING IT!? THAT CCTV!? FINE! GET ME ANOTHER PIE! CHRIST!
“It’s almost like I’m going a little bit crazy.” is the understatement of the year.
You have to see his performance on The Graham Norton Show. Obnoxious to Sarah Silverman during her bedwetting story, interrupting Michael Fassbender….It was like he was doing a fratboy Joaquin meltdown.
Hey Mister ‘Apologising For Mike Stefanik’s Language’….Never be apologising for Mike Stefanik’s language. Mike Stefanik’s language has just made you a Star.
Not to go all fanboy, but a prequel would be better. There are some fun hints about Beetlejuice’s origin given by the woman with smoke coming out of her cut throat.
When Sean Penn strapped himself into that electric chair on the seat of DEAD MAN WALKING, it must have pissed Tim Robbins right off. Penn’s character is supposed to die by lethal injection.
They also left out Eric Idle’s age. An innuendo friendly 69!