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 +10Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: People Tell Carrie Prejean What An Asshole She Is (35 comments)

“‘I’m lost, can you help me, you are an asshole,’ the little girl said.” > “His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.”
Gabe > James Joyce

 -9Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

this movie does certainly suck, but i enjoy it. i think it has something to do with wanting nick cage to be my dad… anyways, Tropic Thunder should be WMOAT’d cause that movie just blue itself.

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

Sherlock Holmes: Even WE Can’t Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes.

 +8Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Ed Lover Has A Vlog Now? (22 comments)

This should and could have been the start of the “That’s Your Father” series…

 +18Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Richard Heene Is Tearing Us Apart (78 comments)

not to be a douche, but isn’t that a full nelson? he could’ve broken the guy’s fucking neck by tossing him like that! yet the only media reaction is when Mr. Tattoos started punching Mr. Yellow’s forehead. Good thing Madam Dogwalker was there to break everything up. HEY HEY HEY! unfuckingbelievable…

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Fine, The Falcon Heene "Pussification" Music Video (40 comments)

those kids really aren’t pussies… also, sick guitar solo by mom on the merry-go-round. best family band EVER.

 +2Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Matthew Perry Vs. Thomas Lennon And Ben Garant (13 comments)

call me old fashioned, but i wanna dip my balls in the lennon/garant project, as well as matthew perry’s coffee. ouch.

 +4Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Georgia Rule (106 comments)

the description of this movie makes me want to put on a dress, wave goodbye, put a tiny gun into my mouth, pull the trigger and blow my brains out… icky.

 +6Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: There's No Way Flavor Flav's New Reality Show Could Be An Awful Idea! (40 comments)

No one sees him as a “big love mogul?” Well yeah, but that’s just cause we all see him as “the original basic-cable ladies man!”
This show is going to be incredible. Something Oscar this way comes…