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“You know what this place needs? MORE BAKED CLAMS!”

 +2Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E13: Season Finale (218 comments)

THANK YOU. That was seriously bugging me.

 +3Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Ben Stiller And Foster The People (26 comments)

But having Kenny G for the second song TOTALLY redeemed that.

#yachtrockforever

 +10Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E12: Think About It, It's Brilliant! (112 comments)

I can’t believe you didn’t mention Hank and Marie’s kitchen… So. Much. Purple.

 +16Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Arrested Development Movie And TV Episodes Open Thread (45 comments)

Or Carl Weathers….

 -2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist (94 comments)

You guys, we found the replacement for Andy Rooney!!

 +1Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Hey, Why Not Watch Some Breaking Bad Audition Tapes? (11 comments)

Hey Kelly

No big deal or anything, I mean, I know you didn’t work here back in 2010, but this is a very VERY good rejected audition tape:

http://videogum.com/181861/chris-kleins-mamma-mia-audition-is-very-upsetting/behind-the-scenes/

I just watched it again. So good.

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

Gawker has been doing reviews of the new shows. I think they have said that most of them are terrible? Maybe there was one that was good, but I don’t remember right now.

I can’t wait until they tear into Whitney.

 +8Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (28 comments)

To be fair, I’m pretty sure J. Edgar is a rom-com.

 +5Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare! (127 comments)

This made me feel a tiny bit better:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/99689-poll-78-percent-favor-repealing-dont-ask-dont-tell

It’s a poll from over a year ago saying that 78% of Americans support the repeal of DADT. So I guess only 20ish% of our country is complete and utter garbage?

Arts and FARTS and Crafts

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

If you can’t tell, that is a guy flipping off the camera. I love that Louie left that in. Perfection.

 +16Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

YES.

 +8Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Carrot Top Performs Prop Comedy For Vice President Dick Cheney (21 comments)

Serious question: In his regular show (which people pay to see??) does he do those bits for 45 minutes? I seriously can’t even believe what I just saw.

Oh sorry. I didn’t get the memo that it was supposed to be a Madonna-themed pun.

Poor guy must fuck like Swept Away.

#fixed

Hydrangeas?

Poor guy must fuck like dog shit.

 +17Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

Gabe, I thoroughly enjoy your recaps every week – they are witty, concise, and appropriately make fun of the ridiculousness of it all.

But my favorite part of these recaps, BY FAR are the screen grabs with captions.

“Don’t bring a witch to a basketball shorts fight” and “Frere Jaques” probably made me laugh as hard as I will laugh all day. Thank you.

 +2Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg (129 comments)

I signed in just to upvote this. I wish I could give it all the upvotes (is that still a thing to say here?)

 +3Posted on Jul 1st, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (47 comments)

Can any of you New York ELITES tell me if the War Horse movie is based on the Tony Award winning play of the same name?

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Even More, You Know, Upfronts (36 comments)

I guess Whitney Cummings really likes laugh tracks?

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Even More, You Know, Upfronts (36 comments)

But he forgot to rest his case!

I guess it is just a clip, so SOMEONE rests their case at the end of all this.

 +6Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me (138 comments)

Holy shit, this thread is making me feel old. I was definitely out of high school when 9/11 happened. But I have to give you guys props (is that what the kids say these days? Ow, my arthritis) because I seriously can’t imagine being stuck inside a school all day with teachers who can be shitty and insensitive (not all are like that, but you had to have at least one), and the general idiots who populate high schools (see thisismynightmare’s story below). That day was such a mindfuck, I probably would have just walked out Judd Nelson-style.

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: "While We Were Out" Open Thread (128 comments)

Paul Scheer and company are giving Gabe a run for his money on the WMOAT Hunt:

http://www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-get-made

 +42Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Christmas Specials Edition (198 comments)

Did anyone see Betty White on the Barbara Walters’ Special? At one point, Babs is like “Finish this sentence: ‘Betty White is…..’” and Betty responded with “overexposed.” I’ve never been a Betty hater, but I thought Gabe would actually like that. She’s totally aware how stupid this whole hoopla is.

Also SOLID night of NBC comedies but WOOF the new “Perfect Couples” looks BAD.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Lincoln Lawyer Trailer, You Guys (37 comments)

Wait…. How can Matthew McConaughey AND Josh Lucas be in the same film? They are the same person!! It’s like Batman and Bruce Wayne being in the same room.