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“You know what this place needs? MORE BAKED CLAMS!”
THANK YOU. That was seriously bugging me.
But having Kenny G for the second song TOTALLY redeemed that.
I can’t believe you didn’t mention Hank and Marie’s kitchen… So. Much. Purple.
Or Carl Weathers….
You guys, we found the replacement for Andy Rooney!!
No big deal or anything, I mean, I know you didn’t work here back in 2010, but this is a very VERY good rejected audition tape:
I just watched it again. So good.
Gawker has been doing reviews of the new shows. I think they have said that most of them are terrible? Maybe there was one that was good, but I don’t remember right now.
I can’t wait until they tear into Whitney.
To be fair, I’m pretty sure J. Edgar is a rom-com.
This made me feel a tiny bit better:
It’s a poll from over a year ago saying that 78% of Americans support the repeal of DADT. So I guess only 20ish% of our country is complete and utter garbage?
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If you can’t tell, that is a guy flipping off the camera. I love that Louie left that in. Perfection.
Serious question: In his regular show (which people pay to see??) does he do those bits for 45 minutes? I seriously can’t even believe what I just saw.
Oh sorry. I didn’t get the memo that it was supposed to be a Madonna-themed pun.
Poor guy must fuck like Swept Away.
Poor guy must fuck like dog shit.
Gabe, I thoroughly enjoy your recaps every week – they are witty, concise, and appropriately make fun of the ridiculousness of it all.
But my favorite part of these recaps, BY FAR are the screen grabs with captions.
“Don’t bring a witch to a basketball shorts fight” and “Frere Jaques” probably made me laugh as hard as I will laugh all day. Thank you.
I signed in just to upvote this. I wish I could give it all the upvotes (is that still a thing to say here?)
Can any of you New York ELITES tell me if the War Horse movie is based on the Tony Award winning play of the same name?
I guess Whitney Cummings really likes laugh tracks?
But he forgot to rest his case!
I guess it is just a clip, so SOMEONE rests their case at the end of all this.
Holy shit, this thread is making me feel old. I was definitely out of high school when 9/11 happened. But I have to give you guys props (is that what the kids say these days? Ow, my arthritis) because I seriously can’t imagine being stuck inside a school all day with teachers who can be shitty and insensitive (not all are like that, but you had to have at least one), and the general idiots who populate high schools (see thisismynightmare’s story below). That day was such a mindfuck, I probably would have just walked out Judd Nelson-style.
Paul Scheer and company are giving Gabe a run for his money on the WMOAT Hunt:
Did anyone see Betty White on the Barbara Walters’ Special? At one point, Babs is like “Finish this sentence: ‘Betty White is…..’” and Betty responded with “overexposed.” I’ve never been a Betty hater, but I thought Gabe would actually like that. She’s totally aware how stupid this whole hoopla is.
Also SOLID night of NBC comedies but WOOF the new “Perfect Couples” looks BAD.
Wait…. How can Matthew McConaughey AND Josh Lucas be in the same film? They are the same person!! It’s like Batman and Bruce Wayne being in the same room.