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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GRAYSON why did the eliminate my not-so-distant future wife???!!!
I am having trouble containing my enormous crush on Grayson. Does no one else feel this way? She’s funny, she has adorable cheek definition and ruddiness, she keeps it real and always says stuff us monsters might have said (if we were CHEFTESTANTS), she’s built like a real woman and those dark curls set my heart a-flutter. I love her! I want Grayson to be my wife. Thank you for listening.
Grayson is pretty.
OMG I was shocked how hot Kristen Wiig looked in the Rebecca LaRue slut sketch during Weekend Update. I feel like for most of her characters she goes out of her way to look unattractive, and has also become face-skinny over the years in a mostly unpleasant way. Was it the blonde wig? New makeup? I don’t know. All I know is I wanted to lick her eyeball after that sketch.
ORANGE ELPHABA
Which is the participle form of the plural form of “lorus” meaning “truck” in England.
The best speeches were by British people. We got owned in our own country by loriies.
I am depressed.
I have logged in with 3 different identities to upvote this, including Winwood.
Harry Potter And The Stone
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A good and mostly true article about the movie’s shortcomings that articulates my thoughts better than I could:
The two of you should get together.
Gabe. You mean shillelagh, right?
The Heartbreak Kid (2007), starring Ben Stiller and Malin Akerman. It is such a bad movie that recalling it to memory has put me off my (formerly delicious) dinner.
Does this count as a tattoo?
Just him or you as well?
It was me. But everyone wanted to believe it was you. I feel like a Kick-Ass impersonator.
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How has nobody commented yet on the absolutely delicious ball-aching loveliness of Kate McKinnon? I thought she had a decent mimicry/acting debut, sure, but DUDE would you take a look at her in the little blue dress during the closing credits?! Where have you been all my life and also why am I not a lesbian like you