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 +4Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

How has nobody commented yet on the absolutely delicious ball-aching loveliness of Kate McKinnon? I thought she had a decent mimicry/acting debut, sure, but DUDE would you take a look at her in the little blue dress during the closing credits?! Where have you been all my life and also why am I not a lesbian like you

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E12: Pee Wee's BUGH Adventure (37 comments)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GRAYSON why did the eliminate my not-so-distant future wife???!!!

I am having trouble containing my enormous crush on Grayson. Does no one else feel this way? She’s funny, she has adorable cheek definition and ruddiness, she keeps it real and always says stuff us monsters might have said (if we were CHEFTESTANTS), she’s built like a real woman and those dark curls set my heart a-flutter. I love her! I want Grayson to be my wife. Thank you for listening.

Grayson is pretty.

 +1Posted on Dec 13th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Katy Perry And Robyn (55 comments)

OMG I was shocked how hot Kristen Wiig looked in the Rebecca LaRue slut sketch during Weekend Update. I feel like for most of her characters she goes out of her way to look unattractive, and has also become face-skinny over the years in a mostly unpleasant way. Was it the blonde wig? New makeup? I don’t know. All I know is I wanted to lick her eyeball after that sketch.

 0Posted on Mar 12th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus And The Strokes (85 comments)

ORANGE ELPHABA

 +9Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

Which is the participle form of the plural form of “lorus” meaning “truck” in England.

 +14Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

The best speeches were by British people. We got owned in our own country by loriies.

 +12Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

I am depressed.

 +7Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

I have logged in with 3 different identities to upvote this, including Winwood.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Harry Potter And The Stone

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

Logged in for this upvote

 +1Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Social Network (144 comments)

A good and mostly true article about the movie’s shortcomings that articulates my thoughts better than I could:

http://www.slate.com/id/2269308/pagenum/all/#

 0Posted on Oct 2nd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes (126 comments)

The two of you should get together.

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes (126 comments)

Gabe. You mean shillelagh, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh_%28club%29

 +13Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

The Heartbreak Kid (2007), starring Ben Stiller and Malin Akerman. It is such a bad movie that recalling it to memory has put me off my (formerly delicious) dinner.

 -7Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

Does this count as a tattoo?

 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Gwyenth Paltrow Makes Her Tacos Just Like The Rest Of Us (46 comments)

Just him or you as well?

 +3Posted on May 2nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (66 comments)

It was me. But everyone wanted to believe it was you. I feel like a Kick-Ass impersonator.

(a-DUUUUHHHHHHH)