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 +27Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Record All The DVD Commentary Tracks (38 comments)

In this comment, I have decided that I felt like replying to R2D2′s post. Then there will be no more dictatorship…and all that.

 +4Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: Finally, Rampage: The Movie (36 comments)

Sorry, Rickard. And sorry, used the wrong account. I’ll see myself out.

 +3Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (22 comments)

What’s gonna happen to Joan’s husband?

“VIET-GODDAMN-NAM’s what’s gonna happen! Go get me a beer, bitch!”
–Charlie Kelly

 +3Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Going To The Store (26 comments)

At first I was like “Huh?”

Then I read that this was made for an episode of the internet series “Everything” and I was like “A-ha!”

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

C3PO, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

 +5Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Coffee Advertising From The '50s Has A Common Theme (31 comments)

Pretty sure I still get one customer a day who says something like this at the coffee shop I work at. But it usually goes something like this “Hey, this coffee tastes awful. Oh wait, you’re a man. Could you get me the woman employee who made this coffee? Thanks.”

 +3Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

Did the director watch “The Departed” and think, “Man, it would’ve been so much better if the rat that ran across the window at the end got eaten by a frog!”

 +4Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

Milk: It does a body EVIL.

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg's Lincoln Cast Looks Pretty Good! (27 comments)

For those keeping track, the current Lincoln cast to beat is Sarah Vowell’s from her audiobook.

Conan O’Brien as Robert Todd Lincoln
Eric Bogosian as John Wilkes Booth
Stephen King as Abraham Lincoln

 +16Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona's Snoreth District (79 comments)

“Drug cartels in Mexico, tax cartels in DC. What’s happened to America?”

No offense, but I’m pretty sure 50% of those things aren’t happening in America.