This here’s a game VG/SG likes to play called: “Fuck your ears”.

True story, my cat is named Bastian after the lead in Neverending Story. My other cat? Mr. Miyagi.

Is it just me or does Kristen Stewart soooooooooooooooooooo not look like she wants to be an actress in popular movies? What the hell is her deal? Every time the camera would pan to her in the audience last night (about every 2.5 seconds) she had this look of supreme irritation. I’m pretty sure she knew what she was getting into when she signed up to do be the “lynch pin” in the Twilight Saga between a VAMPIRE AND A WEREWOLF. We’re not talking Katherine Hepburn role choices here. So far, her most prominent roles have been a 1/2 vampire and Joan Jett. Someone needs to sit her down and give her a fame audit, cause she seems to be getting too high and mighty for her R. Pattz britches.

“You guys are just making lemonade out of lemons!”

Ryan Seacrest: “How does it feel to be the next American Idol?”
Yer Mom: “LIKE SHIT!! CAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!”

FAVORITE.

#6, FTW. Too funny.

SO TOTALLY a side note, but the other day I was parking in a public lot and had stepped out of my car and proceeded to put coins in the meter. All of a sudden I hear – what I thought sounded exactly like the smoke monster. Turns out? The sound was a parking ticket printing from the parking enforcement officer’s ticket printer thingy. Ha. God I’ll miss this show.

amirite?

Uh, what about Aaron? Remember what a big deal they made out of him? Not to be raised by another, but ultimately, kind of was? HUH?