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 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Story Will Never Stop Getting Better And Better! (32 comments)

I think in this case we should use the term “Heched” instead of ‘tweaked out’. As in, “Jeremy London heched outside of his hotel room last night, apparently trying to climb a tree.”

This here’s a game VG/SG likes to play called: “Fuck your ears”.

 +10Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: To Catch A Falkor (34 comments)

True story, my cat is named Bastian after the lead in Neverending Story. My other cat? Mr. Miyagi.

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Movie Awards (95 comments)

Is it just me or does Kristen Stewart soooooooooooooooooooo not look like she wants to be an actress in popular movies? What the hell is her deal? Every time the camera would pan to her in the audience last night (about every 2.5 seconds) she had this look of supreme irritation. I’m pretty sure she knew what she was getting into when she signed up to do be the “lynch pin” in the Twilight Saga between a VAMPIRE AND A WEREWOLF. We’re not talking Katherine Hepburn role choices here. So far, her most prominent roles have been a 1/2 vampire and Joan Jett. Someone needs to sit her down and give her a fame audit, cause she seems to be getting too high and mighty for her R. Pattz britches.

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2010 | re: Kelly Bensimon's Self-Made Anti-Bullying PSA (15 comments)

“You guys are just making lemonade out of lemons!”

 +12Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: That's Your Mom: American Idol Superfan Mom Whose Life Is Ruined Now (62 comments)

Ryan Seacrest: “How does it feel to be the next American Idol?”


 +24Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Tyra Banks Show (26 comments)

#6, FTW. Too funny.

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

SO TOTALLY a side note, but the other day I was parking in a public lot and had stepped out of my car and proceeded to put coins in the meter. All of a sudden I hear – what I thought sounded exactly like the smoke monster. Turns out? The sound was a parking ticket printing from the parking enforcement officer’s ticket printer thingy. Ha. God I’ll miss this show.

 +13Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)


 +9Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

Uh, what about Aaron? Remember what a big deal they made out of him? Not to be raised by another, but ultimately, kind of was? HUH?

 +12Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I agree with the flaw-workout-theory; I think some of our characters remained in ‘sideways’ land because they had more to atone for. Ben remained as did Eloise, who seemed to be still working through killing her son, given her convo with Desmond. Many of them were referenced to “not being ready” and also encounters such as Daniel and Charlotte lead the viewer to believe that they were making their way to moving on soon as well.

Overall, I approve of the finale. The framing with Jack’s eye opening and closing, that was so tidy and just…fantastic. Really well done.

However, think I’m sitting outside the church on the bench with Ben. I’m not ready to move on just yet! Can’t really believe it’s over. NO!

 +5Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: A Two-Year-Old Baby Sings Justin Bieber's "Baby" (22 comments)

I’m sorry, cause I’m going to sound like an old so-n-so, but seriously with the hair?

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

I’m with you, Bro. I left VG for a few months cause I had a baby…. and I just can’t keep up anymore. I need a Cliffnotes for VG. Or at the very least, a sort of inside-jokes-glossary. Is Steve Winwood is the new American Patriot? What happened to AmPat, anway? Can anyone help the Monsters left behind?

 0Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

John of the Dead
Johnny Darko

 0Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

Couldn’t agree more.

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Worst Wedding DJ Ever, Or Worst Viral Marketing Campaign Ever (61 comments)

You know what makes him the worst DJ? The effed up lyrics. “…go on shake your body and do that thing…you do gottagarbblegobblegarbbleCONGA…everybody get in the conga, conga, CONGAHHHHHHHHH…”

Those lyrics aren’t even remotely close. There’s nothing more irritating. (To me.)

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

It was crap because it was unsatisfying. I think Gabe covered all the bases in his recap. We learned nothing of much value, and there’s only 3.5 hours left in the series. How are they going to cover all the bases? They aren’t. Which, crap.

 +11Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

This episode was CA-RAP. And I do not mean “the poo”. Bullshit. Garbage. I have now accepted that I will be overwhelmingly disappointed with the series finale. Anyhoo…

Here’s what I have to add to the recap: It’s turtles all the way down, you guys.

 +5Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

Is no one going to address the genius of “The island is a vampire”?! That’s it. Vampire Island. We’re done here.

P.S. I am a longtime VG commenter, and I have been away having a baby (thankyou). I have 245 unread VG posts in my Google Reader. How the hell am I supposed to catch up? Is someone in charge of the VG CliffNotes? Help?

 0Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E07: The "Banana Leaf" (119 comments)

Principal Skinner = Professor Hathaway

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: "Best Picture" Oscar Nominee Cocktail Recipes Are FOR DISASTER! (59 comments)


 +13Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: "Best Picture" Oscar Nominee Cocktail Recipes Are FOR DISASTER! (59 comments)

Surely it was an oversight to not mention the Oscar Inspired Movie Menus as pairings for these cocktails from Epicurious.

May I suggest “A Jewish Family Dinner Circa 1967″ as inspired by “A Serious Man”. I don’t know about you, but any dinner followed by “circa 1967″ sounds like GOOD TIMES!!!!

 +10Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

Not for nuthin’, but I was a little bitter that we had an hour long Office which left no room for new “30 Rock”.
Also, “The Marriage Ref” can be a half hour. Really. Boooooooo, NBC.

 0Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Oscar Pool (149 comments)

This is going to be the longest comment thread EVER in the history of Videogum. Poor intern that has to go through these…..! My picks:

Best Picture: Avatar
Best Actor: Jeff Bridges
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock
Supporting Actor: Christopher Waltz
Supporting Actress: Monique
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
Screenplay (Original): “Inglourious Basterds”
Screenplay (Adapted): “Up in the Air”
Music (Original Song):“The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart)”
Music (Original Score): Avatar, James Horner
Art Direction: Avatar
Cinematography: Inglourious Basterds
Costume: The Young Victoria
Doc (Feature): The Most Dangerous Man in America
Doc (Short): The Last Campaign of Governor Booth GardnerEditing: The Hurt Locker
Foreign: The White Ribbon
Make-up: Star Trek
Animated Short: Logorama
Live Action Short: Miracle Fish
Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker
Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker
Visual FX: Avatar

 +13Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies (407 comments)

Sweaty Feet Luke