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 +8Posted on Apr 26th | re: Benedict Cumberbatch VS. Downton Abbey (34 comments)

I wish there was more, obviously, but considering that the episodes are an hour and a half each, it’s basically three movies a year.

 +29Posted on Apr 25th | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

Best complete misrepresentation of how computers work

 +6Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

More importantly, “He is a dead now…”

 +5Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

“Do I look like a pimp to you?” “Yes. You look like a pimp.”

 +24Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

 +27Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Can I talk about how much I love Renly? Renly is just the greatest. Robert was the uncle that drinks too much at thanksgiving, Renly is the fun uncle, and Stannis is the stiff uncle who always has to talk about religion and make everyone uncomfortable. This is a dumb analogy, but I don’t care. I’m too smitten by Renly and his dope-ass crown to notice!

 +26Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

If I ever saw Jack Gleeson, I would throw nothing but effusive praise at him. The kid can act.

 +1Posted on Apr 19th | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant (59 comments)

This is the inverse of the Mr. Spriggs BBQ commercial.

 +8Posted on Apr 16th | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

I’d say he’s more Peter Gabriel, but Making Mirrors has homages to pretty much every popular 80′s singer-songwriter. It even has a song that sounds almost exactly like “Faith” by George Michael.

So Darko

 +17Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

I agree that Pete’s become more likable, but he’s SUCH a petulant little shit. Case in point: holding eye contact with Roger for the entirety of his masturbatory announcement of the Mohawk airlines news.

 +11Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

We’ve seen the bull, what, like three times, and he’s already one of my favorites. He and Arya gon’ murder errbody.

 +30Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

I need a .gif of Tyrion smirking and taking a sip of his wine after calling Cersei “the disappointing child.” Holy shit, that was awesome.

 +34Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

That performance doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves. EVERYTHING that kid does makes my skin crawl. He’s a superb villain.

 +33Posted on Mar 5th | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (84 comments)

If there’s one thing this show has taught me, it’s that hospitals should hire veterinarians as surgeons, because they can magically fix any horrific injury. “Normally there would be nerve damage, but I gave you a pill for heart worm, so you should be fine.”

 +11Posted on Mar 5th | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (84 comments)

I stopped watching after the first episode back from hiatus, and I do NOT miss the show at all. It’s just… bad. Really bad. And frustrating, but not even frustrating in the LOST way where I got enjoyable moments pretty consistently. I know that’s some “duh aficionado magazine”-level analysis, but it’s nice to be able to admit that and not try to convince myself the show is ever going to get better. It probably won’t. The recaps here practically justify the show’s existence, though.

And then he’d do a sketch like Kyle McLachlan’s Twin Peaks sketch where he plays Raylan Givens and just shoots everyone.

Louis C.K. makes all kinds of sense. Also, I want Timothy Olyphant to hose more than I’ve wanted anything ever.

 +16Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that J.J. Abrams movie with all the lens flares?

 +13Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s the movie that centers around Nick Frost and Simon Pegg’s odd couple relationship?

 +14Posted on Feb 6th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that movie where Liam Neeson murders everyone with his fists?

 +15Posted on Feb 6th | re: This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad (42 comments)

“This ad got it all WONG!” (everyone boos and throws tomatoes)

 +16Posted on Feb 6th | re: This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad (42 comments)

“No, no, no. CUT! Goddammit, how many times do I have to tell you to switch your L’s and R’s? We can do this all night, if that’s what it takes!”

 0Posted on Jan 29th | re: The OverLookedy's, or Gabe Liedman Can't Shut Up About 'Hanna' (50 comments)

Meant to say late 90′s/early 2000′s, but whatever. Doesn’t change how awesome those soundtracks are.