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 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (30 comments)

“That Lincoln is READY, brother.” -Hulk Hogan

 +8Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "The Fight" Is A Monday Morning Miracle (23 comments)

The increasing amount of wrestling merch they’re wearing each video is probably my favorite part of these videos. Mike in a Rey Mysterio mask nearly made me spit out my drink. And Krispy Kreme is basically just John Cena cosplaying at this point.

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Hooray!

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Don’t you DARE talk about Kumail Nanjiani like that!

 +12Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Is it Emily V. Gordon of the Indoor Kids? If so, great! If not… well, you have the same name as a person I think is cool. So you’ve got that going for you.

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

But it had HOLLYWOOD actors! HOLLYWOOD!

 +33Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

I feel like it’s on me for getting angry about this consistently dumb awards show, but man. So dumb. Nominating literally EVERY adult regular cast member from Modern Family is an enormous “fuck you!” to everyone else. Especially Nick Offerman, who would’ve announced the nominations if not for flight trouble. I’m sure that would’ve been awkward. So, yeah. Emmys stay Emmying.

 +12Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Coolest Guys" (36 comments)

They had me at the Mac Miller and John Cena shirts.

 +4Posted on Jun 19th, 2012 | re: Is Leonardo DiCaprio Actually This Woman From A Yearbook? (25 comments)

Looks more like Joshua Jackson to me. Maybe this is just a promotional stunt for the last season of Fringe.

 +9Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch VS. Downton Abbey (34 comments)

I wish there was more, obviously, but considering that the episodes are an hour and a half each, it’s basically three movies a year.

 +29Posted on Apr 25th, 2012 | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

Best complete misrepresentation of how computers work

 +6Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

More importantly, “He is a dead now…”

 +5Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

“Do I look like a pimp to you?” “Yes. You look like a pimp.”

 +25Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

 +28Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Can I talk about how much I love Renly? Renly is just the greatest. Robert was the uncle that drinks too much at thanksgiving, Renly is the fun uncle, and Stannis is the stiff uncle who always has to talk about religion and make everyone uncomfortable. This is a dumb analogy, but I don’t care. I’m too smitten by Renly and his dope-ass crown to notice!

 +26Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

If I ever saw Jack Gleeson, I would throw nothing but effusive praise at him. The kid can act.

 +1Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant (59 comments)

This is the inverse of the Mr. Spriggs BBQ commercial.

 +8Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

I’d say he’s more Peter Gabriel, but Making Mirrors has homages to pretty much every popular 80′s singer-songwriter. It even has a song that sounds almost exactly like “Faith” by George Michael.

 +5Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Texting Man Meets Bear (52 comments)

So Darko

 +17Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

I agree that Pete’s become more likable, but he’s SUCH a petulant little shit. Case in point: holding eye contact with Roger for the entirety of his masturbatory announcement of the Mohawk airlines news.

 +11Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

We’ve seen the bull, what, like three times, and he’s already one of my favorites. He and Arya gon’ murder errbody.

 +31Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

I need a .gif of Tyrion smirking and taking a sip of his wine after calling Cersei “the disappointing child.” Holy shit, that was awesome.

 +34Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (85 comments)

That performance doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves. EVERYTHING that kid does makes my skin crawl. He’s a superb villain.

 +33Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (85 comments)

If there’s one thing this show has taught me, it’s that hospitals should hire veterinarians as surgeons, because they can magically fix any horrific injury. “Normally there would be nerve damage, but I gave you a pill for heart worm, so you should be fine.”

 +11Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies (85 comments)

I stopped watching after the first episode back from hiatus, and I do NOT miss the show at all. It’s just… bad. Really bad. And frustrating, but not even frustrating in the LOST way where I got enjoyable moments pretty consistently. I know that’s some “duh aficionado magazine”-level analysis, but it’s nice to be able to admit that and not try to convince myself the show is ever going to get better. It probably won’t. The recaps here practically justify the show’s existence, though.