Oh, lords, I can only imadge what kinda awkwardness would be captured if cameras were constantly following me around at 16.

When I was 13ish I ran full-force into a sliding-glass door (with window clings, even!) on the day my friend got a trampoline.

Hats off to you, Mr. Nissen. If ’tweren’t for you, I wouldn’t have had a mildly successful athletic career in trampoline and tumbling from the ages of 16-18. This sounds like a joke. It is not, fellow monsters. I have the stats from nationals to corroborate.

This’ll show me to create an awesome LOLbisexualwrester without first verifying it hasn’t already been done.

I don’t necessarily understand, but that does not prevent me from falling in love with it.

I sometimes wish that my life was my own. Instead of, y’know, yours. Thanks for understanding, Dad. Good talk.

I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING UNIQUELY INSIGHTFUL

Richard’s always building that clipper shippy thingy in that BOTTLE, that will eventually have a CORK.

Don’t wanna have to stoop down to actually explaining it BUT: the Black Rock is evil, and Ricardus likes to recycle metaphors!