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As much as I respect your opinion, Gabe, and I agree Improv Everywhere is garbage Ashton Kutcher and most other “pranksters” are just lame, some pranks transcend silliness and achieve the status of real art. Okay, maybe not art but it makes me laugh enough so that what you see as the inherent lameness of pranks becomes worth it in the end. Case and point, Trigger Happy TV. It holds a special place in my heart. Sorry, but I will now go trick my friends into thinking I’ve cut myself badly using ketchup packets.
I live in the midwest and target shooting is a past-time out here so I do part-take but it’s one of those hobbies that has me rubbing elbows with some …undesirables. Guns are like drugs in the sense that it’s fun to use them, but I don’t really want to hang out with drug dealers and people who do drugs all the time, does that make sense?
Camera + Youtube + slapping around some random ladies tits at a public event = FAME
The equation has finally been solved.
“Spill the hooker, take that cocaine.”
Topher Grace IS the Predator, it’s the reveal at the end. John Mayer has a cameo as another predator, and the credits role to John Mayer and Topher Grace having an orgy with aliens.
Or so I hear.
The wii bowling match was a light-hearted affair until someone put Call of Duty 2, a WW2 game, in the console which induced a state of confused panic in the several WW2 vets and holocaust survivors present. The police were called when the docile crowd of senior citizens turned violent as they were about to be loaded on the bus back to the retirement home.
Who names their kid Shanalin, is this secretly a Palin themed movie?
I was really hoping his mom was going to walk in.
In this game, you can’t win, why? Because if you were dumb enough to devote time and money to this game you will always be a loser, forever.
Two words for this weiner: trigger discipline.
Point taken.
lol, totally Gabe, I mean this looks-EMILY BLUNT, MUST SEE.
Prospective Bieber titles:
To Kill A Mockingbieber
All Quiet On The Bieber Front
Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northbieber
Is it wrong to ask your wife to have a threesome if the third person is a wax statue of your wife?
You guys haven’t heard Andrew Lee??? Wow, talk about out of the loop. He’s all I have on ipod and all I’ll ever need.
God, his trademark jarring, pre-pubescent whine just gets me every time.
His character in Moon moonwalked AND he was almost going to do it forever.
I’m sure Gabe has hit the nail on the head with this breakdown but Robert Downey Jr. is in a special class of actors, I’ll watch Robert Downey jr. in anything. They could make a movie just showing Robert Downey jr. doing his laundry for two hours and somehow it would be entertaining.
Just got off the phone with the cops, she appears to be okay, no ambulance necessary, cops are evaluating the situation.
Phew.
Officer just arrived on scene, they’ll call me back soon…
On the phone with them now…
The eagle is cool but I can’t think of anything more evil than not allowing people to turn the volume down during commercials, if anyone else noticed.