Rubbish. The Harlem Shuffle has yet to make an appearance in a Wayans-involved Movie movie. This merely carves off all of its limbs and places it into a deep, deep coma from which it can only awake ironically.

That’s not even an onion. Those are scallions. Stan Freberg taught me that.

Downer Dad LIES.

I am assuming this is a comic reboot of the Chris Cooper sub-plot “American Beauty,” and the season finally will have Tim Allen beating Hector Elizondo to death after he spurns his advances. This, I would watch.