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Rubbish. The Harlem Shuffle has yet to make an appearance in a Wayans-involved Movie movie. This merely carves off all of its limbs and places it into a deep, deep coma from which it can only awake ironically.

 +9Posted on Feb 28th, 2013 | re: A Talking Cat!?! Trailer, You Guys (34 comments)

Ahem. 1313 : UFO Invasion (and all of the other films in the series) are hardly “softcore porn.” They’re basically nudity-free, much to my disappointment. Maybe this cat film will deliver the goods.

 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: DOWNER, DAD! (30 comments)

That’s not even an onion. Those are scallions. Stan Freberg taught me that.

Downer Dad LIES.

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday (60 comments)

Is NOT! LISTEN TO ME!!

 +9Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Tim Allen's Last Man Standing Sounds Nice? (25 comments)

I am assuming this is a comic reboot of the Chris Cooper sub-plot “American Beauty,” and the season finally will have Tim Allen beating Hector Elizondo to death after he spurns his advances. This, I would watch.