What about Sigourney Weaver? I watched the original on Sunday and it gave me a bad case of Sigourney Weaver fever. (Fuck it, I’ll just watch Alien for the 100th time.)
Sheets All That
Also, Dozed and Confused
Doze of Thunder
Friday Nightlight or Friday Nightlights. Either one, really.
Is he pregnant? That would make for a pretty interesting documentary.
It’s like I always say, “Summer’s here, but the time is still NOT right for dancing in the streets.”
I always say that.
That is excellent. You really need to be on Twitter.
I heard that Celine Dion is revising her hit and “My Butt Will Go On” will be the theme song for this movie.
Aww. Yeah it’s unintentionally bad, but I would bet that 3 out 4 people associated with this film probably own t shirts that read ” Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl XLIII Champions.”
“Fresh and exciting shit to do around the fuckin’ clizock.” I played that part 15 times.
What’s that movie with Maggie Gyllenhaal? Not the one where she enjoys getting spanked, but the one where you can’t decide if she’s attractive or not?
What’s that movie with those two dudes named Corey?
What’s that movie where Danny Aiello plays an Italian guy?
What was that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger had that catch phrase?
“I wouldn’t care if my granddaughter was Team Edward or Team Jacob. Just as long as she’s not a lesbian. Would any of you girls like a Werther’s?”
Hey, Joe Barton, there’s the door.
Chocolate CHiPs Cookie Dough
Yep. Nailed it!
I feel like K-Stew kind of knows how terrible Twilight is. Either that or she totes stoned right now.
Whatever. I’d eat her taco. No Pervo.
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