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 +2Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E12: Pee Wee's BUGH Adventure (37 comments)

obviously.

this show isn’t as fun now that there are no umlauts.

 +2Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E10: Charlize Theron (27 comments)

hey, did anyone see Ty-Lör Boring’s naked wang photos? they exist. so that’s something.

 +8Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores (36 comments)

i think my favourite part of the night was ed saying “there’s already a line, we must be doing something right.” ha! yes, those people showed up based on word of mouth from the first four customers in your fake restaurant, they totally weren’t there because they wanted a free meal and a chance to be on TV. dumbass.

 +2Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores (36 comments)

why even include the shopping and decorating portion of restaurant wars? has any team ever won or lost based on which vases they bought? if so, that’s pretty goddamned stupid since this is a cooking contest, not a decorating a fake restautant contest.

 +2Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits (43 comments)

it’s niot just a hyphen, it’s a hyphen and an umlaut. double-not-boring name!

 +12Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits (43 comments)

i thought the whole “of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold” was a joke, but that guy really is of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold and he wrote a $650 cookbook. that’s pricey for a cookbook. he thinks he’s a Mac.

 +4Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits (43 comments)

why do you hate Ty-Lör? if you loved him and his big ole mo-stache, you’d spell his name correctly.

 +6Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E06: "Game Over" (Boo!) (17 comments)

last night was the first time i even noticed there was a guy named paul. he seems nice.

 +13Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E06: Welcome To Steak Town, Population: Steak (26 comments)

Gabe, do you keep intentionally misspelling Ty-Lör’s name just to annoy me?

 +32Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

all corgis look kinda gay.

 +5Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!) (33 comments)

also, “bullshit Frosting Pile” is my new favourite phrase.

 +14Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!) (33 comments)

yeah, it’s Ty-Lör, because fake umlauts are a very adult thing to have in your made-up name.

 +3Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E03: Rattle And Huh (GOOD ONE, GABE!) (33 comments)

i loved when they opened their snake boxes all scared as if there might be live fucking rattlers in them. really? are you all that goddamned stupid, cheftestants?

 +24Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

zombie apocalypse pro-tip: you can sleep in.

 +39Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

i seriously hated that “otis played guitar” scene. zombie apocalypse, you know, EVERYTHING anyone ever mentions was liked by a dead person now. “Soccer, yeah, Jimmy liked soccer but he’s dead now. Mary liked plums but she’s dead now. Jazz fusion, Barry loooved jazz fusion, but he’s dead now.” shut up.

 +15Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

how come nothing in atlanta was burned up whenever we saw it? doesn’t napalm leave a mark?

 +32Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

the only place i’ve EVER done it is a hay loft.

 +1Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

last season was good. this season isn’t.

 +13Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

i’m thinking maybe we could all skip the show and go straight to the recaps. at least gabe is entertaining.

 +7Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

seems like someone went through a lot of trouble just to have an excuse for someone to say “chink” on TV.

 +4Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

i guess i don’t remember that motorcylce from season one the way i don’t remember that little girl from season one.

 +6Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

okay, about that motorcycle: has that always been darryl’s motorcycle or did he just get lucky and find one with an SS symbol on it in post-apocalyptic atlanta. (if so, darryl is super lucky!)

 +1Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Heaven Recently Got A Little More Andy Rooney (19 comments)

maybe andy eats everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_nqx7XQO4

 -3Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Heaven Recently Got A Little More Andy Rooney (19 comments)

this is like when that cranky old man down the hall dies. i know i am supposed to be sad and all, but am having a hard time caring.