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this show isn’t as fun now that there are no umlauts.
hey, did anyone see Ty-Lör Boring’s naked wang photos? they exist. so that’s something.
i think my favourite part of the night was ed saying “there’s already a line, we must be doing something right.” ha! yes, those people showed up based on word of mouth from the first four customers in your fake restaurant, they totally weren’t there because they wanted a free meal and a chance to be on TV. dumbass.
why even include the shopping and decorating portion of restaurant wars? has any team ever won or lost based on which vases they bought? if so, that’s pretty goddamned stupid since this is a cooking contest, not a decorating a fake restautant contest.
it’s niot just a hyphen, it’s a hyphen and an umlaut. double-not-boring name!
i thought the whole “of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold” was a joke, but that guy really is of Microsoft founder Nathan Myhrvold and he wrote a $650 cookbook. that’s pricey for a cookbook. he thinks he’s a Mac.
why do you hate Ty-Lör? if you loved him and his big ole mo-stache, you’d spell his name correctly.
last night was the first time i even noticed there was a guy named paul. he seems nice.
Gabe, do you keep intentionally misspelling Ty-Lör’s name just to annoy me?
all corgis look kinda gay.
also, “bullshit Frosting Pile” is my new favourite phrase.
yeah, it’s Ty-Lör, because fake umlauts are a very adult thing to have in your made-up name.
i loved when they opened their snake boxes all scared as if there might be live fucking rattlers in them. really? are you all that goddamned stupid, cheftestants?
zombie apocalypse pro-tip: you can sleep in.
i seriously hated that “otis played guitar” scene. zombie apocalypse, you know, EVERYTHING anyone ever mentions was liked by a dead person now. “Soccer, yeah, Jimmy liked soccer but he’s dead now. Mary liked plums but she’s dead now. Jazz fusion, Barry loooved jazz fusion, but he’s dead now.” shut up.
how come nothing in atlanta was burned up whenever we saw it? doesn’t napalm leave a mark?
the only place i’ve EVER done it is a hay loft.
last season was good. this season isn’t.
i’m thinking maybe we could all skip the show and go straight to the recaps. at least gabe is entertaining.
seems like someone went through a lot of trouble just to have an excuse for someone to say “chink” on TV.
i guess i don’t remember that motorcylce from season one the way i don’t remember that little girl from season one.
okay, about that motorcycle: has that always been darryl’s motorcycle or did he just get lucky and find one with an SS symbol on it in post-apocalyptic atlanta. (if so, darryl is super lucky!)
maybe andy eats everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_nqx7XQO4
this is like when that cranky old man down the hall dies. i know i am supposed to be sad and all, but am having a hard time caring.