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 +11Posted on Feb 3rd | re: How To Get A Boyfriend In Middle School (43 comments)

HI ROBERT!

The one where Abraham pretends his wife is actually his sister, so she will be raped but he won’t be killed, while they are journeying through an apocryphal wasteland, trying to reach the sea.

 -2Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ "Lesbian Scene" Open Thread (140 comments)

Sorry, not enough bile today. This gets a pass.

 +4Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson (76 comments)

In fairness to him, he takes everyone of my dollar bills to the strip joint to promote marriage to those poor strippers. We shouldn’t jump to harsh conclusions.

 +10Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Seven Amazing Quotes From Randy And Evi Quaid (56 comments)

The Quaid’s certainly are taking that spiral and turning it into a modern interpretive dance of success.

 +31Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Lost: Please Help (85 comments)

That still leaves 10%.

Because all monsters give 110%

 +4Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: The Greatest Fight Of The Whole Century (2000-2012) (66 comments)

If we remember our Charles Williams, doppelgangers are to be avoided/hung up on.

 +10Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: What Was Tina Fey's Halloween Costume? (60 comments)

Clearly she is a TV producer being a celebrity who is playing an animated character from the major motion picture, Megamind. Clearly.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake (102 comments)

Sad Keanu should take a weekend tour of an ante-bellum plantation on a non-holiday weekend.

 +6Posted on Aug 31st, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain't Your Daddy's Toonz (85 comments)

You are speaking like Tony Horton.

“We call her Pam-the-blam.” – P90x aficionado