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 +4Posted on Apr 17th, 2009 | re: What Is Happening To Everyone's Face? (25 comments)

As Jennifer Aniston’s lover (shutup, I’m an anonymous person on the interwebs-you can’t disprove it), I can personally say that I did not recognize her. That butt, however, I recognized from every minivan in the country; it’s a soccer-mom butt.

 +14Posted on Apr 17th, 2009 | re: The Revolution Will Not Be Twittered By Ashton Kutcher (20 comments)

Shutup, Kelso!

 +6Posted on Apr 15th, 2009 | re: Tim And Eric Awesome Interview On Jimmy Fallon, Great Job! (38 comments)

Tim and Eric- So good.
Jimmy Fallon- Get off my internets.

 +10Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: Hogwarts School Of Bitchcraft And Jockery (29 comments)

Do you remember when I said that the Harry Potter fans would burn down this website? Huh? DO YOU? I warned you, Gabe, and you chose to ignore me. Your internets will suffer.

 +3Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: NSFW: That's Right, A Porno Based On The Cosby Show (23 comments)

You said “noose”, therefore this article is racist.

More importantly, I wonder if they had auditions for it. There could be somebody walking around right now kicking themselves for not bringing their game face to the Bill Cosby Porno tryouts. Game face, bro!

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2009 | re: NSFW: This Phone Sex Prank Call Gets Real Neil Hamburger (16 comments)

Party on Gabe.

 +4Posted on Mar 19th, 2009 | re: Sorority Row: They Did A Bad, Bad, Thing (24 comments)

Is it possible to submit a trailer to the Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time?

 +2Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 | re: M/F/K: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (13 comments)

There aren’t nearly enough bullets

 +41Posted on Mar 3rd, 2009 | re: VH1's Tough Love Has An Important Message: Fuck Women (46 comments)

Let’s play a drinking game with this show! Every time it’s on, smash me in the face with a beer bottle until I lose consciousness.

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 | re: Lauren Conrad Is Leaving The Hills Or: "Too Little, Too Latte" (3 comments)

Everyone on The Hills is the monster.