Terrence Howard is crying tears…of joy.

This song sounds like it was made for a lot of radio play. This is why I don’t listen to the radio at all.

Of my many complaints with this show possibly the biggest is that people are like “Oh, these vampires are so sexy!” when no they are not. They are awful. They rip people apart with bare hands and feel no remorse. They have weird secret tribunals where they force people to kill teenage girls. They are sociopaths and I have learned the hard way (or maybe I just learned through common sense) that sociopaths are not sexy.

Relax, nerd.

Let’s see…what happened in 1981. Well, there was – nope, not born.

When I’m old I plan on being drunk all day. This is what I like to imagine is up with Andy Rooney.

Why does it have too look so much like what I imagine a vagina to look like?

I wasn’t expecting a weepy drama. It has “Time Travel” in the title!

True Blood is a terrible television show. It is the television equivalent what would happen if Stephanie Meyer and Hitler had a child who became a television writer and then got both Michael Bay to produce and Ewe Boll to direct.

But now I remember why I watch it.

I would like to thank the academy, my parents, and all you that made comments that were less pithy than mine (but not those of you that made comments more pithy than mine) and I would be remiss to not thank Marty (ie: Scorsese) for just giving a guy a chance.