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 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Celebrity Hero Watch: Brad Pitt Is Our New Celebrity Hero (23 comments)

Aren’t all extras in danger of being trampled upon by their fellow extras?

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Double Dream Feet! (31 comments)

Ted Haggard: still got it.

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut (102 comments)

“Jackson’s criteria for ‘embracing Islam’ simply means the opposite of denouncing Islam. So basically if you don’t hate something then that means you love it. And probably want to gay-marry it. Very logically sound.”
http://www.pridesource.com/article.html?article=46145

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut (102 comments)

“Jackson’s criteria for ‘embracing Islam’ simply means the opposite of denouncing Islam. So basically if you don’t hate something then that means you love it. And probably want to gay-marry it. Very logically sound.”

http://pridesource.com/article.html?article=46145

 +2Posted on Feb 5th, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

My favorite part is when he says “the human body” and gestures to himself. Bill O’Reilly: definitely the #1 example of God’s hard work in that department.

 +2Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: So Just To Clarify: "From The Mind Of" Means "Garbage", Right? (137 comments)

If this movie’s soundtrack doesn’t include some Aerosmith then M. Night Shymalan has won.

 0Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup (118 comments)

I didn’t even know that Paul Reiser was still alive.

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: Teachers Are Still Charming And Ridiculous Dorks (88 comments)

I appreciate that the video is titled “Everybody Dance Now! Re-make” so that people don’t watch it and go, “Oh, so THAT’S what C&C Music Factory looks like.”

 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape Thread Or Animals Eating Birthday Cake Thread (152 comments)

Oh my god. I’m so glad that little boy got out of the way before his dad’s head ignited.

 +1Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Kiely Williams Just Says What We're All Nightmaring (92 comments)

Okay, maybe it was date rape. But was it rape-rape? Somebody needs to ask an expert.
http://videogum.com/101761/an_open_letter_to_the_ladies_o/top-stories/

 +5Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: This One Is For Kevin Smith (29 comments)

This may just be the proudest moment of my life. Which would make it also the saddest.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Juggalos Are Breaking This One Wide Open (73 comments)

Am I the only one who hears “Upchuck Dick Mouth” instead of “Upchuck the Clown” at the beginning?

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: YouTube Singers Cover "We Are The World" For Haiti, Or Whatever (29 comments)

I think the best part of this is in the video description where lisalavie1 writes, “It took Iman A.K.A Alphacat 3 days to edit all of these videos and took me 2 days to edit all of these vocals. :D It was a nightmare hehe but we worked it out!!!”

Hey, lisalavie1 gets it. No sacrifice is too big for Haiti hehe they’ll work it out.

 0Posted on Jan 9th, 2010 | re: This Song About AIDS Is Great (Not So Great) (41 comments)

I find it especially disturbing that track #3 of this collection is called “When the Head Goes Up.”

 +1Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! (51 comments)

Holy shit Bruce Vilanch is fat. Was he always this fat? I don’t remember him that way. I think it’s time for an intervention.

As for Lainie Kazan, she is perfect for this movie. I was at an HRC dinner once and she was the entertainment. Before her show she played a three hour poorly edited “Best Moments of Lainie Kazan” video. When she sang, I was right near the front and spent the entire time averting my gaze so we would not make eye contact. She moved in ways that made me very uncomfortable. And to think I’d almost forgotten. Thank you, Videogum. Thank you.

 +2Posted on Nov 25th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Lost In Space (38 comments)

While on a trip from the U.S. to Japan on Malaysian Airlines, the in flight movies were Flubber with Robin Williams, For Richer or Poorer with Tim Allen and Kristie Allie, and Home Alone 3 with Scarlett Johansson and Marian Seldes. All of these meet your criteria, I think. No one should ever be forced to watch these films back to back while hurtling across the ocean with no option to throw themselves in.