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 +4Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: BREAKING CHARLIE SHEEN NEWS (27 comments)

attention fans of two and a half men: even the “star” of your terrible “show” is sickened and worn out by the whole debacle. there are some unholy things that just shouldn’t be, you guys, and this is one of them.

 +9Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka (37 comments)

these guys are best friends forever. i can just tell.

 +6Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Pants (32 comments)

man, this guy is just snatching up all of my favorite comic book dudes and bro-ing all over them.

 +6Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: The 12th Summer Jam Of 2010: He-Man's "What's Up?" (55 comments)

here is a fun trick i learned. first, make friends with someone who is awkward shy and fun. then go away for the summer while they read the bible of awfulness (the game). then come back and watch what they do for a couple years. it is like watching a puppy grow up to be adolf hitler while simultaneously watching all of your lady friends become gross parodies of what a lady is expected to be.

*tl;dr* the game makes me sad face.

 +4Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: Fine, Let's Start Our Own Betty White Facebook Group (102 comments)

betty white is the only thing keeping gabe’s evil wine from getting all over the tablecloth?

thanks!

 +15Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roller Coaster Tycoon: The Movie Will Be Terrible (42 comments)

just one train full of people whose names have been changed to be jokes about butts flying off an unfinished roller coaster after another.

also, wacky mascots! james cameron is slated to direct.

(guys this is my first post did i do it right?)