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looks like a guerilla marketing campaign by wal-mart. i know i am certainly less willing to walk into a target if this sort of thing is normal…

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome Is Our Generation's Brokencyde (86 comments)

you can at least understand some of what brokencyde is saying, though i’m not sure whether that’s any better than this.

 +1Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Typical YouTube Video Is Met With Typical YouTube Comment (86 comments)

is it just me or did she sing “sad to say i’m sorry” after a reference to friday and preceding a reference to sunday? if she did, that might be the worst part of this video. the best part is that it eventually ends (for the record that i know we are all keeping)

 +4Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Blue Tooth Man (55 comments)

so if pranks are The Worst, and this barely even qualifies as a prank, what sort of sub-prank terminology should we be using here?

 +1Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Drunk Driving A Skyjack OR: The Perfect Crime (52 comments)

I notice Mr Police Officer made sure to specifically state that he can’t drive a skyjack whilst drunk…does this then imply that drunk driving other vehicles is ok wherever this is?

 +2Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Sarah Lester (75 comments)

I always make sure to consult Yelp before I choose a dentist, because I want an experienced fangologist

 +17Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Sarah Lester (75 comments)

“I’ve never done fangs for a real vampire before!” – That’s Your “Dentist”

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Pre-teenage Slightly Abnormal Turtles Who May Or May Not Have Taken A Karate Class Once Or Twice, But Definitely Have At Least Seen A Movie With Ninjas In It

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: And Now For A Special Treat (60 comments)

so your choices are:

1) win a creepy magician that you can do anything you want to

or

2) lose your shoes.

barefoot it is!

though, to be fair, he DID warn that this was a dangerous game.

 +7Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Don't Get Urkel'ed! (71 comments)

i was wondering when someone was going to point out how it’s basically impossible to use the bathroom when your pants are all zip tied up. “don’t get urkel’ed, unless you want to get your pants pooped” is a pretty strong deterrent i would think…

 +3Posted on Aug 31st, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Disney Blam! Ain't Your Daddy's Toonz (85 comments)

so a kids version of everything Spike TV has ever barfed out onto the screen? i can’t tell if this is better or worse, but i can tell i don’t want to do the necessary research to find out

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 29: Work Movies & Memorable Work Quotes (288 comments)

Wet Hot American Summer Intern

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Marching Band Covers The Antoine Dodson "Bed Intruder Song" (46 comments)

i love seeing kids explore their love of music via internet flash in the pans. this song climbs up into my face and snatches my tears up

 +8Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: That's Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson (64 comments)

it’s not so much “what’s wrong with this kid?”, it’s more along the lines of “how many things are wrong with this kid?”