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 0Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Three Katherine Chloe Cahoons, Dancing For The Super Bowl (21 comments)

Why does she talk like a deaf person?

He must look so cool as he reaches the end of each aisle and stops to pivot the board and nearly drops everything he’s holding

 +4Posted on Jan 6th | re: For Real, Maybe Someone Should Check On Shia LaBeouf? (11 comments)

Note: I’m actually not doing that at all anyway, I’m just gonna be myself and do whatever seems right moment to moment. I will probably laugh at her dumbass highschool crushes in spite of myself like badideajeans’ mom, though.

 +4Posted on Jan 6th | re: For Real, Maybe Someone Should Check On Shia LaBeouf? (11 comments)

Oh, I fully expect it to fail miserably, but it’s all I got.

 +3Posted on Jan 6th | re: For Real, Maybe Someone Should Check On Shia LaBeouf? (11 comments)

My plan is to set such an impossible, Ron Swanson-esque template of manhood for my daughter that no greasy pop-psychobabble spouting highschool boy can possibly seem worthwhile to her.

 0Posted on Jan 4th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (2 comments)

It’s amazing what not promoting your show at all and airing it on a night when no other networks are airing new episodes can do for your ratings!

 +4Posted on Dec 3rd, 2013 | re: The Macaroni Song (22 comments)

“Eat your starchy nutrition-less food that’s likely covered in cheese because you can’t stand to throw it out.” This guy is the reason America is fat!

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2013 | re: Kid President's 20 Things We Should Say More Often (40 comments)

If you like that, you’ll love the Jurrasic Park theme on melodica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

I’m guessing it’s “Muppets Most Wanted” for the same reason “Childrens Hospital” lost the apostrophe when it moved to TV: it’s easier to Google.

 +4Posted on Nov 20th, 2013 | re: What Classic Movie Dance Would You Perform At Your Wedding? (38 comments)

This, obviously.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (12 comments)

I really want to like it because Aranofsky’s films are generally great but good lord that trailer makes it hard to remain optimistic about this one.

 +1Posted on Oct 30th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

Yeah I saw the harmonic hammering thing he was doing when his name first got called and thought that this dude is not all that awkward, he just likes shitty music. Also I kind of feel like he was being weird on purpose just to try and get called down, like those people who are clearly being ridiculous on American Idol just to get on the “goons getting kicked off” portions they do at the beginning of each season. Which, kudos, I guess.

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Gravity (55 comments)

I love how in that interview Cuaron talks about how the NASA consultants were super hung up on how the space suits didn’t have their solar-shields down and he was like “Well, then you couldn’t see the actor’s faces” and then they were like “But it’s impossible, they’d go blind from the sun! They must have the solar shields down!” and he was like “Uh… their suits have a special new solar filter” and they were like “Oh, ok.”

 +4Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (40 comments)

Did anybody else get the impression that she’s only in like once scene?

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (30 comments)

The adorable thing about Tom Hanks’ Twitter account is that he signs every one of his tweets, like a mom on Facebook.

 +8Posted on Sep 13th, 2013 | re: Shocking New Evidence About Making Copies Of Beer In A Copier!! (24 comments)

It would have been cool if he had made some number other than five copies to at least not be quite so obvious about it

 +3Posted on Sep 6th, 2013 | re: Rosh Hashanah Jam 2013: "Get Clarity" ("Get Lucky" Spoof, No Duh) (15 comments)

The key to a good parody is to cram way more syllables into the space allotted than the original used.

Pretty sure the thing with Jesse and his uncle’s was not a flash forward, seeing as Jesse made that phone call to Walt telling him there had been “a change of management” with Declan’s operation immediately preceeding it. That diner scene took place right after the shootout in the desert that Lydia didn’t want to look at. The blood on his uncle’s shoe was Declan’s.

 +3Posted on Sep 4th, 2013 | re: A Quick Little Music Break (6 comments)

I was at a wedding once where the “entertainment” was a karaoke machine and somebody did “All That Jazz” (which is an awful karaoke choice because it’s like 10 minutes long and ridiculously repetitive). It was possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

 +3Posted on Sep 4th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E12: Going Over Some Options (42 comments)

Have mercy!

 0Posted on Sep 4th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E12: Going Over Some Options (42 comments)

Yeah, it was very much a table-setting episode, but those are necessary every so often. It sounds like shit’s about to get real next week between Walt calling Todd and Jesse’s “plan,” whatever it is. I assume that the last four are now going to be pretty much a headlong sprint to the finish line.

 +3Posted on Sep 4th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E12: Going Over Some Options (42 comments)

Hopefully not the frozen stuff. It’s usually…pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome…you know? It’s like, ‘HELL YEAH, I’M STOKED FOR THIS LASAGNA!’ and then ya nuke it and…the cheese gets all scabby on top and it’s like…it’s like you’re eating a scab…

 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2013 | re: Robin Thicke Cannot Be Consoled About The VMAs, Says Source (46 comments)

I saw the .GIFs of it just like everyone else (nobody actually watches the VMAs except comedians live-tweeting it) and it’s got a very “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” vibe to it. That said, a bunch of people _really_ wanted to chat idly about this on the bus on Monday and I was having none of it.

On the podcast for the show that the creators themselves put out, they talk a lot about how they actually work with the DEA to make sure they’re not giving out meth recipes, or teaching people how to dispose of bodies or whatever.

Usually they do it by coming up with the real way to accomplish something, but then in the final show they omit steps or doing things slightly out of order. So, the MythBusters episode was kind of silly to begin with (as most MythBusters episodes based on movies or TV shows are).

You have to figure he’s basically been obsessing over this for months on end, and he finally stumbled onto an explanation that makes perfect sense.