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 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: (Musical Interlude) (12 comments)

Stupid trust-fund puppies. Wasting their owners’ hard-earned money on art school and majoring in “sound installations.”

 +3Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

SPOILERY:

Me to the lady next to me: “I hope all this nacho-crunching isn’t distracting you from the rape that’s happening right now.”

 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

Kelly, I just saw Martha Marcy May Marlene thanks to you and it’s sooooo good (John Hawkes is my creepy, creepy hero). I did feel really awkward eating movie theater nachos during some of the cult scenes.

 +18Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: The Louis CK Talking To Dane Cook Scene Is Genuinely Important (76 comments)

*sigh*

I am usually working too hard (looking at puppy pics) at my real job to comment, but I feel the need to say how much I love you, Gabe. I love you, Videogum.

 +6Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season (73 comments)

The vampire fang girl represents oppressed minorities, just as the vamps on True Blood are supposed to be teh gays. This is all very thought out and, you know, cooler than just having token black girls on the show.

 +12Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (559 comments)

Thumbs up for Remember Me. I’ve never laughed so hard at something so inappropriate.

 +13Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (559 comments)

Takers comes to Netflix on 1/18. More Stringer Bell, unfortunately more Hayden Christensen as well.

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

I’m totally with you, but does the Guy Fieri -approved Jack Daniels Chicken Sandwich with mayo, Jack Daniels sauce, bacon, and deep fried onions I just ate at T.G.I. Friday’s kick me out of the club before I’ve even begun?

 +23Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: "While We Were Out" Open Thread (128 comments)

I spent the break regressing into my college years watching nonstop Buffy episodes and having Spike fantasies.

My New Year’s resolution is more Videogum, nonstop Gabe fantasies.

Wow. I didn’t know anyone could throw down as hard as the Taiwanese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ-hNVfTZqw