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p.s. this one is for the KELLY SUPERFANS who click through on ALL of the afternoon links

“I want to report a rape.”
–Chris Kattan

 +9Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants

 +14Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

The Expandables

 +51Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Is FOX News Worse Than No News At All? (41 comments)

Speaking of biting hands and Werther’s Originals:

 +18Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Wait, Who Is Our Generation's Cast Of Heat?! (48 comments)

Andy Serkis can play the dry pants. Still works.

“I’m just here for the free wifi.”

 +23Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E03: The Witches Of Barfwick (27 comments)

Stupid words used this episode: vampup, fangrape.

Fan-grape:

Vam-pup:

 +10Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Let's All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together (38 comments)

Your move, Richard Heene.

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: The Tron: Legacy 2 Screenplay (26 comments)

Quick, get on the computer train that goes directly from the center of the computer to the portal!

Shouldn’t that be a bus? (get it? computers!)