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 +3Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review (23 comments)

Wait, but is it nourishing and refreshing?

 +6Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me (138 comments)

For some reason, the name “Tyler Hawkins” makes me really mad.

 +5Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Who Was Watching All That Super Bowl? (48 comments)

There are also a lot more television viewing choices in America now. More channels, shows, etc. I know very few of them are actually good choices, but they are choices nonetheless.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Talks About Conan And Jay (49 comments)

I can’t quite put my finger on what it is, but there’s something I like better about the NYC based shows. It’s ok if you disagree with me, it’s simply personal preference. I felt like when he went to LA the “glam” was emphasized more than the comedy. I used to see Conan bits all over the place (they went ‘viral,’ which is a term i despise, but it fits), but since the move I’ve only seen him hit his head, and most recently, Triumph’s outstanding bit at the dog parlor. As for the set, it was just weird to see how big and empty it is. It’s a minor complaint I admit. I just miss the old Conan.

 +4Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Talks About Conan And Jay (49 comments)

He’s always right about everything. I hadn’t even realized how much I missed the “real” Conan until I found some old taped shows on my DVR, they were far better. This “Tonight Show” just didn’t feel right, not because I love the Tonight Show, but because I love Conan. The big, echo-y set, the being in LA, the old people who miss Leno’s pseudo-edgy Brokeback Mountain jokes, it’ll be better for all of us if Conan goes back to being “Conan.”

 +3Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

It’s great to be here Jay. And let me congratulate you on yet another outstanding Monica Lewinsky monologue joke.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The 6th Day (61 comments)

No no, it makes sense cause of the thing.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant! (37 comments)

Great movie. You’re right about the best line. I also really enjoyed the incredible narration. Every time his voice over came on I was very excited to hear it. It always got a great laugh.

“Quart. Quart. Quart…”

Matt Damon was outstanding.

Something minor I noticed: Scott Bakula made a lot of strange facial expressions delivering his lines that threw a few of the people around me off.

Very good movie. I’m glad to see that comedies don’t have to be chock full of nut shots and Judd Apatow’s people to be great. (I like Judd Apatow and his people. I’m pretty much against nut shots in comedy movies, for the most part. Overdone.)

 +1Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Why Can't Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends? (96 comments)

Why can’t juggalos and maggots just bee friends? I think you answered your own question, Gabe.

 +4Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3? (84 comments)

Bad Boys 3: This Should OF Come Out Three Years Earlier

Know your audience.

 +16Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: The Avatar Trailer Has Not Changed My Life (65 comments)

I hate when movie trailers give away so much of the plot.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome (71 comments)

No! I mean ‘loose’! Someone already said Chipmunk!! I’ve been having a bad week guys.

 0Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Movie Trailer: When In Rome (71 comments)

I hope E knows his Chipmunk got lose and plans on marrying in Rome.

 +3Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Parks And Recreation (7 comments)

Critically, it was poorly reviewed, but fans loved it. I guess my point is, Parks and Recreation is atrocious. But the cast is great and hopefully they can de-Michael Scott Amy Poehler’s character somewhat.

 +2Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Parks And Recreation (7 comments)

How does Parks and Recreation get renewed but Lucky Louie doesn’t?

 +10Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: If Sacha Baron Cohen Is Murdered By Terrorists, Then The Terrorists Win (32 comments)

This will make for an awkward terrorist meeting: “Item 1: More bombings! Item 2: Do we attend the 8:40 or the 9:30 showing?

 +5Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland Looks As Unnecessary As It Does Neat (101 comments)

Alice Scissorhands In The Big Fish Chocolate Factory Of Fleet Street

 +45Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Well, Family Guy Was Nominated For An Emmy (64 comments)

Matt Groening is vomiting blood somewhere.

 +42Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 | re: Inglourious Basterds Now Being Directly Marketed To Assholes (38 comments)

If you think that’s disgusting, you’re going to be really upset when you find out he hired Robin Williams in her place.

 +31Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? (38 comments)

Jon Minus 9?

 +1Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

Court adjourned!
-Harry Anderson

 +7Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Who Should Play Larry In The Three Stooges Movie? (43 comments)

A Wahlberg?

 +1Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself (29 comments)

Finally, a poignant thought from Andy Rooney!

 +3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Hugh Grant Randomly Kicking A Dude In The Crotch Is Always Funny (30 comments)

Randomly? This was no accident…

 +9Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: Kathy Griffin Is (Still) A False-Modesty Factory (26 comments)

I think that somehow disqualifies you from receiving social security.