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 +32Posted on Dec 18th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

If you’re still reading the comments over 200 you are emotionally invested somehow in this debate. I would ask both sides to ease up. For those who want some more substantial commentary in this section, start being more clever. For the other side-commenting double digit times for any story could be seen as overkill-maybe edit a bit before posting everything.

Both “sides” are integral to Videogum and we’re all here for the same reason, because we think Gabe is a wonderfully talented elderly gentleman. There is no right or wrong. V-Gum is popular now and that’s awesome. That brings lots of comments and lots more disagreements.
Please listen to me. I am smart and I know things.

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis C.K. Live At Carnegie Hall (37 comments)

Saw him in Philly last night and it was the best thing that has ever happened in my entire life BUT I noticed a couple pre-pubescent kids in the audience. I went all “old man Delahaye” on them in my mind. Is it terrible to take your 12 year old to see the greatest comic in the world own the stage? I still say yes. I won’t co-sign on a tween laughing at the c-word.

 +29Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: The Starting Line-Up For This Year's Puppy Bowl Are All Champs! (45 comments)

I’m going to bring the room down for a moment. This years Puppy Bowl will be bittersweet without the magical calls of Hall of Fame broadcaster Harry Kalas who called every Puppy Bowl thus far. He passed away just two months after last years Puppy Bowl V. While he was the voice of the Philadelphia Phillies for 40 years and NFL Films for 30, it is Puppy Bowl I through V for which he is clearly best known. Replacement Jeff Bordner better be studying up on his puppies.

Hi guys. It’s pretty obvious that he loves Glenn Beck and owns a bottle of chloroform.

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2009 | re: The 13 Cutest Animals Of 2009 (54 comments)

DAMN YOU PYGMY JERBOAT! YOU CONTINUE TO HAUNT MY DREAMS!!!

 +2Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Shooting The Cast Of Jersey Shore In A Barrel (28 comments)

HAHA-LOOK AT THOSE STUPID IDIOTS! Thanks Jay Leno! Your comedic innovation knows no bounds! Tomorrow on the Jay Leno Show-we’re going to throw pies at kids with down syndrome.

 +3Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Pizza Party (153 comments)

I’ve been prowling/lurking since April ’08 and it brough an E-tear to my I-face to think of how far Videogum has come. Like a proud papa who actually has zero responsibility for the child but can share in their success. Thanks Gabe and Great Job Monsters! AND HI LINDSAY, WE LOVE YOU!

After hearing Snookie’s description of her ideal man and witnessing her esteem issues on episodes 1 and 2 I think it will come out that this was all part of an elaborate dating ritual culminationg in tanning oild, sausage and peppers and Drakkar between her and her assailant/prospective lover.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Seriousgum Presents Rachel Maddow's Interview Of Richard Cohen (100 comments)

I’m not even getting outraged about this[by this I mean Richard Cohen-genocide makes me mad! grrr!]. I know the gay marriage vote recently failed in NY and CA but it’s on it’s way. We just have to wait and pray for all our grandparents to die and then equal rights for all!

 +4Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Must See Snook TV (27 comments)

As soon as I saw that clip over the weekend I thought “Videogum gif”. I wasn’t let down. Bravo monsters!

 +7Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Now You, Too, Can Receive A Depressing Voicemail From Mr. Belding (23 comments)

Isn’t Tommy Habeeb the original host of epic tv show “Cheaters”? I believe he was responsible for that shows fame before that backstabbing slimeball Joey Greco took over. DAMN YOU GRECO!!! At least that’s what some loser who has actually watched the show told me. I wouldn’t know either way, of course.

 +6Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

Uncle Jessie. Game over.

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit (84 comments)

That just happened!

 +5Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: The Bruno Moral Quandary (116 comments)

I have a pretty good idea why people don’t like you Brian.

 +21Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room (96 comments)

Becca, his youtube profile clearly states that he’s 34. He’s not an old and creepy dad, he’s just like a friend or big brother we can talk to. I’m going to give him my contact info because he seems like someone who would really ‘get’ me.

 +25Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room (96 comments)

I was so perplexed by the videos and I couldn’t wrap my head around where this mostly disturbing person is coming from- so i click the link to Tonetta777 and….between his other videos, hisfavorited videos and youtuber comments:
“You’re so enigmatic…frustratingly so. Anyway, Glory Day + Dominate have been on rotation at my place for the past week or so. Love? it. Keep ‘em comin’ (double entendre intended).”

I feel the same way I did the first time I saw the movie Se7en. This world is horrible and dirty and I’m never leaving my house again. Lindsay- I need kitten videos STAT!

 +23Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show (73 comments)

Two things that are equally disturbing: 1) There are people across this great country who would let out a guffaw to some of those…um…jokes. 2) Jay Leno has just moved up a notch in my book. He is now the second worst.

 +32Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

Is Ed Hardy available to make a snazzy logo for this feature? Perhaps a skeleton fucking a unicorn?

 +4Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: So Yeah, The Guy From This Week's Obsessed Is A Professional Crazy Person (30 comments)

He could have put together the sanest monologue ever in that 7+ minutes but the entire time all I was aware of were THOSE AWFUL HAIRPLUGS!!! To walk around with that on your head…there are no words.

 +5Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt (59 comments)

We all support special ed people, suba. The word retard isn’t good but for descriptive purposes it couldn’t be much more appropriate than wearing a ‘Just Jack’ t while on an irrelavent tour. I’m sorry if your mildly offended but have your favorite cocktail in a nice glass and just relax. Everything is going to be alright.

 +16Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Lady Gaga (79 comments)

I just watched that interview from the link and I didn’t know she was American! Why did I think she was British, because of the stated royalty in her stage name? Am I alone on this? Aw shit, forget it. I’m just going to unrap another Werther’s Original and recall the Greatest Generation as I rock my way into senility.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: Don't Tase The Naked Wizard, Mortal (167 comments)

Oh, hi Mark.
Are you…challenging me…to an email fight?

 +10Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: Holy Shit, Tiptoes! (45 comments)

The voiceover sounded like what Gabe and Max would do in a voiceover if they were making fun of voiceovers. How did this movies existence escape me? 1 hour ago if you wrote down the particulars of this movie i would have thought it was an snl digital short. In addition, the saucy platinum blonde dwarf at the party scene is a porn actress.

 +45Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: Don't Tase The Naked Wizard, Mortal (167 comments)

I just tased myself in the neck as a penalty, sorry for the wasted post guys.

 +37Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: Don't Tase The Naked Wizard, Mortal (167 comments)

Shut up Mark.