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 +4Posted on Feb 9th | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (39 comments)

I’ll tell you why Ellen’s not a scam, in my opinion: JCPenney goes in, money goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

 +4Posted on Feb 6th | re: All Of The Super Bowl Ads, In Order (18 comments)

When I first saw “From Hasbro”, there was a moment of sheer unmitigated delight in anticipation of what was next. Then “Battleship”.

Aww. :(

 +8Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Christopher Hitchens (9 comments)

He’s in heaven now, completely bewildered and annoyed at the existence of the angels.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Well, Darren Aronofsky's Anti-Meth PSAs Are Terrifying (19 comments)

I believe the correct term is “zophtig”

Ipsy pipsy!

 +13Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

Obviously, his catchphrase will be what he says before he starts any of his misadventures.

Fred: “Well, we’d better get ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN”

Audience: “WHAT!”

 +4Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Steve Jobs (68 comments)

My best friend’s wife changed her facebook and Twitter icons to Apple logos because “they’ve always been an Apple family and this feels like a personal loss”. And I had to resist the urge to say “what are you even talking about?”

 +7Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Hank Williams Jr. Seems Pretty Normal (75 comments)

I’m not ready for some football anymore :(

 +6Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Fake Jeremy Irons Quotes About Women (40 comments)

“Yes, I am an Oscar-winning actor, and I would like to play the main villain in a live action Dungeons & Dragons movie, please.”

 +8Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Fake Jeremy Irons Quotes About Women (40 comments)

You have no idea.

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

Agreed. I sorta skimmed the review because I was never interested in the Ashton Kutcher as pimp in fashionable suspenders movie, but I have to take exception to the dig on Midnight Cowboy. If you want to say that the underlying concept of Jon Voight as a gigolo isn’t that great, than I’ll accept that. But Dustin Hoffman as Ratso makes that movie great.