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 +15Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

Gabe (and Kelly) (and Lindsay) bless us, everyone.

 +8Posted on Dec 31st, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Top 50 Comments Of 2013 (34 comments)

I was just perusing the Goodbye Gabe thread, and somehow I allowed that post to go by without commenting. I’m more than a little embarrassed. And if I tell Gabe goodbye now, it sounds like I’m passively-aggressively suggesting he needs to leave.

So, hello, Gabe!

Idris Elba

 +2Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Song Lyrics Into Breaking Bad Song Lyrics (44 comments)

I brought ricin when I met you
And you’re crying cause it hit you
And your death will be misery
Cause this ricin will slowly get you
Now you’re dying, cause I let you
Do what you do – drink your tea

 +3Posted on Sep 6th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (35 comments)

Your Herzog comment is especially good when read in his voice.

 +18Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream? (40 comments)

There was probably a year long period where Sting would make random cameos. The most embarrassing one was when I referenced “Fields of Gold”, then apologized for it, because that song was sung by Bono, then remembering that no, Sting did sing that one. I remember him looking pretty annoyed at me. Sorry, Sting.

 +24Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Nominees (66 comments)

Saying that Seth McFarlane made a Hitler joke is like saying the sun came up this morning.

 +5Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Nominees (66 comments)

I liked Lincoln alright. It’s a perfectly fine film.
But I will be disappointed if it wins Best Picture (it will).

I haven’t yet seen Zero Dark Thirty, but its definitely the film I’m most jazzed about. Though it would be funny to watch white people flip out if Django won.

 +22Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

Kate’s his favorite character, but his favorite episode was the one with Nikki & Paolo.

 +2Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Operation Watch This: Test Footage From The Exorcist (89 comments)

I think the American version connects better because it hits the proper nerve about the American obsession with voyeurism. The Japanese version is just kinda spooky.

 +4Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Operation Watch This: Test Footage From The Exorcist (89 comments)

I tweeted it to Kelly because I wasn’t sure I’d be able to track down my password, but Jacob’s Ladder is definitely one of my personal favorites. Also, 28 Days Later and the original Black Christmas.

Incidentally, Black Christmas is by the same director as Baby Geniuses 2. So Bob Clark beats out Francis Ford Coppola for greatest disparity between his best and worst films.

 +3Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Operation Watch This: Test Footage From The Exorcist (89 comments)

sorry. My mouse is possessed.

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Operation Watch This: Test Footage From The Exorcist (89 comments)

Deep Red is such a treat, and I think I like it better than Suspiria, just because it doesn’t use the supernatural as much. You might enjoy The Beyond, if you haven’t seen it before.

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Operation Watch This: Test Footage From The Exorcist (89 comments)

Deep Red is such a treat, and I think I like it better than Suspiria, just because it doesn’t use the supernatural as much. You might enjoy The Beyond, if you haven’t seen it before.

 +3Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: Is Tom Hiddleston People's Sexiest Man Alive??? (24 comments)

I’ve been on tumblr for only a year, and #tom hiddleston is the only tag I’ve blocked. Yes, it’s that bad.

 +12Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: The 2012 MTV Movie Awards (41 comments)

Kids loved The Descendants!

 +8Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Zach Galifianakis IS Ignatius J. Reilly (31 comments)

O Fortuna’s wheel!

We should read it for Bookgum.

 +2Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Nick Stahl Missing Persons Update (18 comments)

People told him there’s not a way outta, but believe me he gotta get outta Skid Row

 +5Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (42 comments)

I’ll tell you why Ellen’s not a scam, in my opinion: JCPenney goes in, money goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

 +4Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: All Of The Super Bowl Ads, In Order (18 comments)

When I first saw “From Hasbro”, there was a moment of sheer unmitigated delight in anticipation of what was next. Then “Battleship”.

Aww. :(

 +8Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Christopher Hitchens (9 comments)

He’s in heaven now, completely bewildered and annoyed at the existence of the angels.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Well, Darren Aronofsky's Anti-Meth PSAs Are Terrifying (19 comments)

I believe the correct term is “zophtig”

Ipsy pipsy!

 +13Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

Obviously, his catchphrase will be what he says before he starts any of his misadventures.

Fred: “Well, we’d better get ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN”

Audience: “WHAT!”

 +4Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Steve Jobs (68 comments)

My best friend’s wife changed her facebook and Twitter icons to Apple logos because “they’ve always been an Apple family and this feels like a personal loss”. And I had to resist the urge to say “what are you even talking about?”

 +7Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Hank Williams Jr. Seems Pretty Normal (75 comments)

I’m not ready for some football anymore :(