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 +2Posted on Feb 6th | re: Saturday Night Live: Channing Tatum And Bon Iver (20 comments)

“(maybe GET SOME MORE GIRLS on this cast),”

Their problem is they need to GET MORE TALENTED GIRLS on this cast. The only other female cast member that’s actually good is Nasim Pedrad. The others are in a constant race to which one is less deserving of being in a national TV show. They’re all so bad!

PS: I was truly surprise that I enjoyed this episode so much and now all I can do is feel bad for Daniel Radcliffe because his episode was SO BAD, even though he’s way more talented than Channing Tatum and Charles Barkley. Are the SNL writers secretly Death Eaters?!

 +7Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

NEXT WEEK’S CLIFFHANGER: the farm is crawling with zombies who heard Andrea’s riffle for the Zombie Partay call.

FOLLOWING WEEK: All zombies walk up to Andrea to ask for their wristbands and she goes “I’m all out of wristbands!”. They eat every inch of her guts in an overly graphic scene that lasts 4 minutes and 23 seconds.

 +6Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

This show is turning into “The Killing: Zombie Edition”. They have a generally decent idea but don’t know how to execute properly, wastes too much time setting things up and then nothing happens.

I was waiting for the pan out scene where they show lots of solar panels on the roof of the farmhouse to explain their never-ending power supply. I mean, did you guys check out their fence? Three lines of barbed wire! OH MY! At this point I was expecting a Lord Of The Rings fortress! I’m sure zombie wander by and turn around worried the wire could tear their skins and give them ugly scars. Lord know they’re all out of Mederma in that pharmacy!

 +8Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: How Is Charlie Sheen Killed Off Of Two And A Half Men? (90 comments)

On yet another sunny afternoon in SoCal, Charlie Harper wakes up to an alarm reminding him he has a 3PM appointment with the man who tailors his beloved bowling shirts. On his way there, he loses control of his Mercedes-Benz and drives off a cliff. The End.

 +24Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

The Inbetweeners!!!!

(I have nothing more to contribute to the conversation)

 +22Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

INCORRECT!

They said “drugs” about 4 times. “Narcotics” about 72 times.

 +2Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: The Nostalgic "1985" Opening Credits From Last Night's Fringe (46 comments)

Last year, I was all Team Fringe, but this season I don’t know which side to play anymore. It’s going faster down the JJ Abrams show canon of throwing around plot lines and then acting as if they never happened.

Is there an alternate/time travel universe theory where people can just forget that some shapeshifting guy stole a frozen head and has a plan to bend the time space continuum and destroy the world while we sit around drinking coffee in a town where deformed people use an electromagnetic pulse to alter your visual perception?

I didn’t even know we had a new episode last night, damn youse. Thanks.

 +4Posted on Mar 31st, 2010 | re: Lost S06E11: Don't Tase Jin, Bro! (114 comments)

Just realized that the recaps are funnier if you do not watch the show the night before… SHUT UP, D33R.

I’m bored of the alternative/time-filling stupid universe story lines. They just don’t make sense to me. At first I thought it was only different after the plane didn’t crash, but then it turned out to be a completely detached story where… SNOOOOOOREEEEE

 +7Posted on Mar 15th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Was Jude Law This Terrible In Hamlet, Too? (62 comments)

Playing Devil’s Advocate here: the writing seemed clearly phoned in. I mean the entire opening monologue was about Hamlet? (Yikes) Two movie spoofs and another two skits about “Being Jude Law”.

The man is about to premiere a film about organ debt collectors, co-starring Forest Whitaker. Doesn’t that sound like something begging for a spoof!

 +10Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga And Beyonce In Kill Bill 3.0 "Telephone" (123 comments)

I think this video was a paid advertisement for…

It’s all in the subtleties. Wonder bread…