I saw this lady at the bus stop today.

Yeah but I bet that chick just made some sort of deal with the guy before the show. Why do they even still have a $100 pie piece? Whoever goes on Wheel of Fortune sure as hell doesn’t do it to get rich.

Didn’t they do this at the end of Bill Nye the Science Guy sometimes? Sooo 12 years ago.

Nancy Reagan should get behind this. I mean making back alley drug users into musical theatre stars led by Paris Hilton has got to be the biggest drug abuse deterrent evarrr.

Hahaaha. “Oh no. Not the bees. Ahh. My eyes.” So bad. The original was all 70′s carnality and paganism and weird songs, but it was definitely creepy. Also there was no Nicholas Cage, so bonus points right there.

My guess is that not a night goes by that something similar doesn’t happen in a Waffle House somewhere in the country.

Oh my god you’re right Birth was terrible

Hot Rod is the only movie I have seen that was so bad I actually felt insulted. What is this movie? The plot is so bizarre, and every joke is an unfunny five minute long non-sequiter. When the best bit that they had to show in the preview is Andy Samburg over-pronouncing the “wh” in “what,” you know you have a stinker on your hands.

Also personally I thought Hide and Seek was awful. They actually filmed four alternate endings, AND it stars the ever-popular Dakota Fanning alongside a fat and aging Robert DeNiro.

So did he make this movie before or after he hired somebody to throw acid in his now-wife’s face?

Nominating I Am Legend AND/OR Charlton Heston’s The Omega Man… A battle of the terrible book adaptations?