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you guys think he’ll do Stewie? I hope he does Stewie
At first I read that quote from Scallywag & Vagabond (huh?) as though it was a list of things Toph-Dawg was doing at the party. I was like “wow, TG talked to Tarantino about his movies, flirted with Chance Crawford, laughed at his own jokes AND traded fashion tips with Ashley Olsen? One of America’s finest thespians and a renaissance man to boot? Clearly this man can do it all”
so conversation is to lorrie as tourist is to poofter?
I like how he free associates to go from “Warren Buffet’s stock” to “I own all of Jimmy Buffet’s albums” to “when I see a buffet I go in, I sit down, I eat and I tip…..BUY THIS STOCK”
that is some bullet-proof logic
middle school me would’ve thought this headline was a dream come true.
incidentally middle school me did not understand sarcasm and assumed that blog headlines were precient
bah I lose I guess. nicely done and much more succinct.
I was orphaned as a baby and sent to live with my spiteful aunt and uncle. At the age of 11 I found out I had magical powers and went away to school to be with other wizards and witches. I was taken under the wing of a geriatric who I later found out is a homo-sexual. Although I have now defeated the dark wizard who killed my parents I still feel that something in my life is lacking. Will Jesus reject me because I have magical powers, even if I use those powers to save the wizarding world?
Also, my best friend is a soulless ginger. Is that a problem?
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