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 +4Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Reasons NOT To Vote For Barack Obama (77 comments)

Hi-larious blooper! the kid messes up saying the boldfaced lie that his f-head parents are feeding him off camera

 +1Posted on Jun 5th, 2012 | re: "Spend The Night" (19 comments)

What bothered me most about the end, which I mostly liked btw, was how they just introduced the new oafish docksider-sporting frat guy without giving us a proper good bye to the asian kid!

 +10Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid (22 comments)

never mind all that, whose WAS THE BETTER KOOL AID?!

 +36Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child (75 comments)

To be fair, Starbucks is very expensive.

This is Florida, for sure.

 +1Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: PUNK'D Is OUR Generation's PUNK'D (30 comments)

“I recognize some of these words” – me, after watching this trailer

 +2Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

i want sweets!

… and every iphone came preloaded with the bill cosby app

 +32Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: Dear TLC, "Never Nudes" Are Not A Thing (68 comments)

Meanwhile, nowhere to sign up for this gentleman who is addicted to running banana stands…

 +1Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 47: Charlie Sheen Movie Quotes (126 comments)

“And I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.”

just kidding – this guy’s a maniac!

 +17Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Let's Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers (73 comments)

I like these two stats taken together:

90 percent of “avid fans” don’t think drug and alcohol abuse problems matter as long as Sheen does a good job on the show.

59 percent of all viewers believe that Sheen isn’t acting on the show but actually just playing himself.

“Hasty Pudding Theatricals, the nation’s oldest undergraduate drama troupe, said The Tonight Show host was selected because he has “entertained millions of people over his long and accomplished career in comedy.”

just cool, all around.

“ooh….” (disappointed) “… i was expecting a car”

 +11Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Robert Michelson (59 comments)

Lay off! This action was no more “right” or “wrong” than the time I called the local PTA hot line to ask for area supermarkets that sell sudafed in bulk. Well maybe a little bit more wrong, in that the cops did not come by my place.

“Sometimes I think you overestimate me, Gabe”

- internet

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: The Cutest Bomb Scare (50 comments)

just like in reno 911!

get real, orlando

i mean this very seriously

ah, she looks just like a young genghis khan

 +16Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: And Thus The Internet Says Goodbye To The Insane Clown Posse (78 comments)

“Hon, please stop staring so blatantly at that clown’s speedo.”

- me to my girlfriend

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Double Rainbow Guy Now Corporate Schill (54 comments)

You are so dumb. Really.

No, not really. You are not so dumb. But it was a play on that famous phrase from A-Dod!

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: That's Your 7-Year-Old Child: Foul-Mouthed PS3 Headphone Bully (57 comments)

To me, Eminem’s music has always felt out of place in almost all contexts. But I think we have just identified an appropriate one.

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: That's Your 7-Year-Old Child: Foul-Mouthed PS3 Headphone Bully (57 comments)

Gah! when will it be 2012?!

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Double Rainbow Guy Now Corporate Schill (54 comments)

You are so…. FUNNY!

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Double Rainbow Guy Now Corporate Schill (54 comments)

Haha, let the man have his limited edition crocs. He deserves it!

Anyways, this is much more natural than Antoine Dodson manning the Chelsea Apple store genius bar *

* – this did not happen

 +5Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Textees Seem Like A Product Every Jerk Should Have (34 comments)

Eh, this product is for fast-paced urbanites and businessmen.

I think I’llgonna stick to the couch with my snugee, thank you.

 +20Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Antoine Dodson On The Today Show And The End Of The Antoine Dodson Meme (55 comments)

the meme was too beautiful for this world