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But how else will I know who’s pretty and who’s not??? Oh, wait. That’s right:
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Does anyone else remember when garfield was actually relevant? I’m pretty sure my first email was something like chunkylover53@garfield.com.
This show raw-dogs my brain every week.
No lies: I came up with that electric chair popcorn bit when I was like 12 (Morbid kid; don’t ask). I used to talk about it all of the time.
I guess my material just got sucked into the engines on his rocket-ship of success.
I think Jim Carey may also be sending us video messages from the future:

Is there a Gwyneth Paltrow exclusion clause in the WMOAT rules? I know this is neither the time nor the place, but I would have to nominate Bounce, A GP/Ben Affleck flick that was on tv last night. I turned to the channel for only a second, and maybe I’m mistaken, but I believe the line I heard was GP saying, “I like your face too.” And then they commenced kissing in her dead husband’s car (OKAY MAYBE I WATCHED MORE THAN A SECOND).
“That’s not a sequel, that’s just a modernization.” – You guys
“But you saw what I did with the plus, right?!” – Me
Gnomeo + Juliet
Oh. Jokes. Here’s an obligatory Ron Swanson Breakfast Gif Apology:

..Widmore?
ENHANCE:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/vgf0/source_code_postercopy.jpg?t=1296090446
The Dark Nightie
Batman Begins To Get A Little Warm
New life goal firmly in place.
In a couple of weeks we’ll see “Dane Cook was here” on the wall of a Super 8.
All we’re going to get is this stupid “Mammoth Park”…
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/17/scientists-trying-to-clone-resurrect-extinct-mammoth/
Maybe a sword made out of unemployment.
Yep, it’s a bottle episode.
I guess the premise sort of speaks for itself, but trust me, it’s awesome.
I must have skimmed over the section in the movie-rulebook where movies have to ascend a certain level of profundity to have worth and/or not be the worst. That being said, I have listened to all too many intellectual stoners ascribe way too much importance to Fight Club, so I support you.
























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