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 +8Posted on Mar 9th | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (78 comments)

This should be the only comment on the thread.

But how else will I know who’s pretty and who’s not??? Oh, wait. That’s right:

Does anyone else remember when garfield was actually relevant? I’m pretty sure my first email was something like chunkylover53@garfield.com.

 +22Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E06: Everyone Gets Their Honks Honked (126 comments)

This show raw-dogs my brain every week.

No lies: I came up with that electric chair popcorn bit when I was like 12 (Morbid kid; don’t ask). I used to talk about it all of the time.
I guess my material just got sucked into the engines on his rocket-ship of success.

I think Jim Carey may also be sending us video messages from the future:

 +24Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow: "People Are So Mean To Me" (51 comments)

Is there a Gwyneth Paltrow exclusion clause in the WMOAT rules? I know this is neither the time nor the place, but I would have to nominate Bounce, A GP/Ben Affleck flick that was on tv last night. I turned to the channel for only a second, and maybe I’m mistaken, but I believe the line I heard was GP saying, “I like your face too.” And then they commenced kissing in her dead husband’s car (OKAY MAYBE I WATCHED MORE THAN A SECOND).

 +15Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels (134 comments)

“That’s not a sequel, that’s just a modernization.” – You guys
“But you saw what I did with the plus, right?!” – Me

 +9Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels (134 comments)

Gnomeo + Juliet

 +18Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

Oh. Jokes. Here’s an obligatory Ron Swanson Breakfast Gif Apology:

 +10Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

..Widmore?

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: This Source Code Poster Is Terrible! (68 comments)

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies (179 comments)

The Dark Nightie

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies (179 comments)

Batman Begins To Get A Little Warm

 +20Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: A Normal Man Makes Normal Videos For Selena Gomez (87 comments)

I just love… 30 rock.

 +10Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: "Nephicide" By Jogger (53 comments)

New life goal firmly in place.

 +5Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Cookizza! (70 comments)

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

In a couple of weeks we’ll see “Dane Cook was here” on the wall of a Super 8.

 +2Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong (74 comments)

All we’re going to get is this stupid “Mammoth Park”…
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/17/scientists-trying-to-clone-resurrect-extinct-mammoth/

 +15Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

Maybe a sword made out of unemployment.

 +15Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

Yep, it’s a bottle episode.

I guess the premise sort of speaks for itself, but trust me, it’s awesome.

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I must have skimmed over the section in the movie-rulebook where movies have to ascend a certain level of profundity to have worth and/or not be the worst. That being said, I have listened to all too many intellectual stoners ascribe way too much importance to Fight Club, so I support you.